| Two Best Friends Play:
Gears of War 3
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| Game | Gears of War 3 |
| Season | 3 |
| Episode | 7 |
| Length | 11:56 |
| Upload Date | Sep 25, 2011 |
| Controller | Co-op |
| Previous | Catherine |
| Next | Rise of Nightmares |
“Where were you during my third recital, dad?” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play: Gears of War 3 is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat double team nobody, refuse to give each other gears, stop Dom from trying to grow another wife, try to replace Dom with Finn the Human, and get extremely excited over Cole Train.
About[]
- “We take a ride on the ebony colored hype vehicle known as a the COOOOLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “Who ever though Gears of War would be so successful it would get a third game in the series? It just like keeps riding on the coattails of the last one just to squeeze by enough to get another not hotly anticipated sequel. There was only fifty people in line today.”
- — Matt
- “The axe hit me in the head like a lightning bolt and I just realized I couldn't find my wife. Which game am I in?”
- — Matt
- “What is he trying to grow another wife in there?”
- — Pat
- “We got to find Fenix's dad's wife's aunt!”
- — Matt
- “What's Ludacris doing on this ship.”
- — Pat
- “Man, check out Dom's wife killing beard.”
- — Pat
- “It's the best porn I ever had. It's the last porn of humanity.”
- — Matt
- “Ugh, I'm going to fuck up this pumpkin!”
- — Pat
- “Why don't they just use their guns to shoot the fire away? Idiots.”
- — Matt
- “I was strategically trying to defeat them... with my BRAVADO!”
- — Matt
- “Is there any better screen than "Pat had died"?”
- — Matt
- “You got $7 worth of bullshit!”
- — Pat
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