| Two Best Friends Play:
Tomb Raider
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| Game | Tomb Raider |
| Season | 7 |
| Episode | 2 |
| Length | 10:34 |
| Upload Date | Apr 21, 2013 |
| Controller | Matt |
| Previous | Slender: The Arrival |
| Next | Injustice |
“You're pretending to be an 18 year old Asian girl?” — Pat
“Hey man, whatever gets me into the rooms gets me into the rooms!” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play: Tomb Raider is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat do their job by complaining about the game, can't stop talking about Batman stuff, mention the Bear Grylls/Lara Croft super race, board the S.S. Stereotype, and destroy male genitalia.
About[]
- “We feel we need to protect Lara from renegade rebarb and Bear Grylls impregnation!”
- — Website description
Intro[]
The intro cartoon shows Lara about to be shot by a wave of arrows, only to be blocked by Matt, who is holding a sign reading "Maybe tonight?". Behind Lara, an unseen assailant is about to shoot her with a shotgun, but Pat gets in the way and receives a shotgun blast to the face. Afterwards, Lara falls into a fiery pit and explodes.
Quotes[]
- “Why would there be rebar in this evil tribal cave?!”
- — Pat
- “She's been willing to accept her lover's body, especially in the EAR CANAL.”
- — Matt
- “Lara Croft, dick killer!”
- — Matt
- “Look I run this shit!”
- — Pat
- “Pamela Anderson, truly the face of hepatitis!”
- — Pat
- “He just wants to see his kids! No!”
- — Matt
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