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Wrestlemania 21
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| Game | Wrestlemania 21 |
| Length | 23:40 |
| Winner | Pat, Woolie |
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“Drop the mic! We're done!” — Woolie
Wrestlemania 21 is the eighteenth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania special.
About[]
- “One of the defining moments of our youtube career!”
- — Video Description
Description[]
In this episode, Matt, Pat, and Woolie play an original Xbox wrestling game that was produced by the same people that brought us the steaming pile of garbage, Tao Feng: Fist of The Lotus. Unsurprisingly, the game is awful but at about the 21:35 mark in the video the awfulness becomes so awful it loops all the way around and becomes AWESOME.
Quotes[]
- “I have the smallest hands and I'm holding a duke.”
- — Pat
- “You NEVER go full retard.”
- — Woolie
- “Go back to Rey Mysterio, they got his girly lips right.”
- — Woolie
- “Look at those pixel monsters!”
- — Pat on the audience
- “Stop with the surprise Chris Benoit buttsex!”
- — Matt
- “These giant fucking liver stained balls.”
- — Woolie speaking of Ric Flair's anatomy
- “God, Woolie.... this is your last Rustlemania for saying that.”
- — Matt
- “I'm starting to learn how to play the video game while Woolie dances his old man ass off.”
- — Pat
- “Someone wrote in, 'did you know that a ton of the wrestlers you guys are saying are dead are totally alive' and wrote back 'yes'.”
- — Pat
- “Remember all the paranoid shit about killer bees? But instead it's luchadors!”
- — Pat
- “STOP RUINING THE MATCH WOOLIE!”
- — Matt
- “This is the most electrifying match I've seen in my career in Rustlemania.”
- — Pat
- “I need a cigarette.”
- — Woolie
- “I wonder what the game thinks it's doing right now.”
- — Pat
Jimmies' Status[]
Matt - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled
Pat - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled
Woolie - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled
Trivia[]
- The intro song is Triple H's theme, "The Game" by Motorhead.
- The outro music is "Gold Lust" by Jim Johnston, Goldust's theme.
Gallery[]
