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Final Fantasy X

Final Fantasy X
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Game Final Fantasy X
Episodes 54
Combined Length 30:16:28
Original Run December 2, 2015 - April 24, 2016
Controller Matt
“Bliiiitzball~” — Woolie & Matt


Best Friends Play Final Fantasy X is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Woolie go on a big dumb adventure. On their way to Zanarkand, they'll fight Steve Buscemi's offspring, stare into ball windows, reignite the Race Wars, and think about Lulu's puppies.

Yuna kidnapped counter (Requested by Matt): 4


AboutEdit

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— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Final Fantasy X Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

I don't know anything about this game. All I know is Lulu's chestbeefers.
Woolie
I have a boner for Jecht and I don't know why.
Woolie
Guys really need to wear more ball-window pants.
Matt
Out of the freezer and into the fuck you.
Matt
Wear that crying 'L' on your chest, bitch.
Matt
For those who are just tuning in, our hero is talking to fire.
Matt
You know when a character in an RPG is told that everyone they loved is dead and they break down to their knees? Tidus goes, 'Huh?'.
Matt
Prepare for everyone, when they're laughing, to look like they're choking on several penises.
Matt
It's Star Fox Adventures without Star Fox.
Woolie
But you're Tricky.
Matt
Tidus really is just Tricky.
Woolie
Kind of. Tricky really has more personality, though.
Matt
It's like you go to a party, you meet your friend's friends, you see that guy at the other end of the room, you leave and later you've gotta fight?
Woolie
I'm going to be a ball. This is my ambition.
Woolie
It's real sad we never win. We're gonna get our shit pushed in.
Woolie
Praying is pointless unless you can actually see the magic happening.
Woolie
It's taboo! Like that butt-stuff.
Matt
You don't know about that status effect? Old lady face?
Matt
This ship runs on Chocobo fear.
Matt
Jecht didn't sell Tidus to be a man whore. Then I would have a little sympathy for Tidus.
Matt
Hey, look. There's a little baby Ronso.
Matt
Ohhh... how big is that dick?
Woolie
Did his racial hatred just boil up inside of him?
Woolie
And just shut down his organs.
Matt
It happens.
Woolie
New lore. Woolie and Matt, chocobo eaters.
Matt
There's some boss that eats chocobos by the boatload.
Matt
I wanna hang out with that boss.
Woolie
I threw a volleyball at a dog. It exploded.
Matt
Just humbling it up. Yuna buying some Humble Bundles.
Matt
I don't like thinking about stuff. That's when the pain happens.
Matt
I'd like to think that Ni No Kuni was not a bad experience for them, so that Miyazaki would not say, 'All video games are shit and were a mistake. Much like my son.'.
Matt
Why do Nazi and KKK references resonate so well?
Matt
It's kind of like when Pat gets really excited and his head starts shaking and you gotta throw something at him.
Woolie
She softly grazes your butt cheek and then you have the determination to keep attacking.
Matt
Now you're thinking with blitzballs.
Matt
They're not as impressed because they're already worshiping Auron's balls. We've created religion by just visiting this temple.
Woolie
The race war starts now!
Woolie
I'm not saying there was a second shooter, but I am saying...
Woolie
I smelled an Al Behd that day.
Matt
Final Fantasy X ripping off Home Alone confirmed.
Matt
Oh my god. There's a death strike attack. That's crazy.
Woolie
What? There's an Image comic book hero attack? ... I think I'm not kidding.
Matt
I'm really good at getting chocobos to fuck.
Woolie
So we learned that Seymour is insanely evil and his pubes smell delightful.
Matt
I never even considered that Jesus could be evil.
Matt
By the end of this playthrough, if you follow Yuna on Twitter, you can become a guardian.
Woolie
“'Be smart about it, Matt.'. You know what the deal was when you met me. You signed up for shit.
Matt
If progress is being made, the LP is perfect.
Woolie
They say that Dothraki weddings are an insult if there aren't at least three deaths... but Guado weddings, you ain't seen shit!
Woolie
They're using their religious guns. They shoot faith.
Matt
You put the pedestal on the pussy.
Matt
Now what?
Woolie
Sex was a mistake.
Woolie
It was a mistake, said Hayao Miyazaki.
Matt
Just sit at a table and wait and your plans for dead Yuna will come to fruition.
Woolie
I began stuffing my pants with cactuars and blitzballs in hopes that she would notice.
Woolie
Yevon was founded on the main principle of 'No fat chicks.'. That's terrible.
Matt
I decided to catch up on my episodes of Boruto. It's been a minute.
Woolie
The Best Friends have been through quite a few LPs. I haven't been up to date on all of them. Friendcast is as racist as ever though. Boy, I love that one.
Woolie as Tidus
Is the camera drunk? And it's obsessed with her titties.
Matt
A good bra should be called a titty bunker.
Woolie
You want me to die? You better fucking pay me.
Woolie
Just because I'm not real doesn't mean I can't give it to you.
Woolie
Everyone, down on your knees. Lavos is coming in dry. I mean Sin.
Matt
Hey, ladies. You ever been with a kaiju?
Woolie
Finish him before he opens his mouth all the way. You know, a lot of people say that about me.
Matt
I hope my girl doesn't cast Soft on me.
Woolie
Oh, thank God. Thank Jesus Jehoshaphat.
Matt
But why do we fight?
Matt
To tell our fathers that we hate them.
Woolie

TriviaEdit

  • The title cards were made by Kada-Bura.
  • The song that plays while riding the chocobo is "Crazy Chocobo" from Final Fantasy XIII-II
  • A highlights video of this LP was made by Commando_Joe called (The BEST Collection) and uploaded to the channel on January 19th, 2017.

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