Best Friends Play
Final Fantasy X
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Game | Final Fantasy X |
Episodes | 54 |
Combined Length | 30:16:28 |
Original Run | December 2, 2015 - April 24, 2016 |
Controller | Matt |
“Bliiiitzball~” — Woolie & Matt
Best Friends Play Final Fantasy X is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Woolie go on a big dumb adventure. On their way to Zanarkand, they'll fight Steve Buscemi's offspring, stare into ball windows, reignite the Race Wars, and think about Lulu's puppies.
Yuna kidnapped counter (Requested by Matt): 4
About[]
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- — Playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Final Fantasy X Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “I don't know anything about this game. All I know is Lulu's chestbeefers.”
- — Woolie
- “I have a boner for Jecht and I don't know why.”
- — Woolie
- “Guys really need to wear more ball-window pants.”
- — Matt
- “Out of the freezer and into the fuck you.”
- — Matt
- “Wear that crying 'L' on your chest, bitch.”
- — Matt
- “For those who are just tuning in, our hero is talking to fire.”
- — Matt
- “You know when a character in an RPG is told that everyone they loved is dead and they break down to their knees? Tidus goes, 'Huh?'.”
- — Matt
- “Prepare for everyone, when they're laughing, to look like they're choking on several penises.”
- — Matt
- “It's Star Fox Adventures without Star Fox.”
- — Woolie
- “But you're Tricky.”
- — Matt
- “Tidus really is just Tricky.”
- — Woolie
- “Kind of. Tricky really has more personality, though.”
- — Matt
- “It's like you go to a party, you meet your friend's friends, you see that guy at the other end of the room, you leave and later you've gotta fight?”
- — Woolie
- “I'm going to be a ball. This is my ambition.”
- — Woolie
- “It's real sad we never win. We're gonna get our shit pushed in.”
- — Woolie
- “Praying is pointless unless you can actually see the magic happening.”
- — Woolie
- “It's taboo! Like that butt-stuff.”
- — Matt
- “You don't know about that status effect? Old lady face?”
- — Matt
- “This ship runs on Chocobo fear.”
- — Matt
- “Jecht didn't sell Tidus to be a man whore. Then I would have a little sympathy for Tidus.”
- — Matt
- “Hey, look. There's a little baby Ronso.”
- — Matt
- “Ohhh... how big is that dick?”
- — Woolie
- “Did his racial hatred just boil up inside of him?”
- — Woolie
- “And just shut down his organs.”
- — Matt
- “It happens.”
- — Woolie
- “New lore. Woolie and Matt, chocobo eaters.”
- — Matt
- “There's some boss that eats chocobos by the boatload.”
- — Matt
- “I wanna hang out with that boss.”
- — Woolie
- “I threw a volleyball at a dog. It exploded.”
- — Matt
- “Just humbling it up. Yuna buying some Humble Bundles.”
- — Matt
- “I don't like thinking about stuff. That's when the pain happens.”
- — Matt
- “I'd like to think that Ni No Kuni was not a bad experience for them, so that Miyazaki would not say, 'All video games are shit and were a mistake. Much like my son.'.”
- — Matt
- “Why do Nazi and KKK references resonate so well?”
- — Matt
- “It's kind of like when Pat gets really excited and his head starts shaking and you gotta throw something at him.”
- — Woolie
- “She softly grazes your butt cheek and then you have the determination to keep attacking.”
- — Matt
- “Now you're thinking with blitzballs.”
- — Matt
- “They're not as impressed because they're already worshiping Auron's balls. We've created religion by just visiting this temple.”
- — Woolie
- “The race war starts now!”
- — Woolie
- “I'm not saying there was a second shooter, but I am saying...”
- — Woolie
- “I smelled an Al Behd that day.”
- — Matt
- “Final Fantasy X ripping off Home Alone confirmed.”
- — Matt
- “Oh my god. There's a death strike attack. That's crazy.”
- — Woolie
- “What? There's an Image comic book hero attack? ... I think I'm not kidding.”
- — Matt
- “I'm really good at getting chocobos to fuck.”
- — Woolie
- “So we learned that Seymour is insanely evil and his pubes smell delightful.”
- — Matt
- “I never even considered that Jesus could be evil.”
- — Matt
- “By the end of this playthrough, if you follow Yuna on Twitter, you can become a guardian.”
- — Woolie
- “'Be smart about it, Matt.'. You know what the deal was when you met me. You signed up for shit.”
- — Matt
- “If progress is being made, the LP is perfect.”
- — Woolie
- “They say that Dothraki weddings are an insult if there aren't at least three deaths... but Guado weddings, you ain't seen shit!”
- — Woolie
- “They're using their religious guns. They shoot faith.”
- — Matt
- “You put the pedestal on the pussy.”
- — Matt
- “Now what?”
- — Woolie
- “Sex was a mistake.”
- — Woolie
- “It was a mistake, said Hayao Miyazaki.”
- — Matt
- “Just sit at a table and wait and your plans for dead Yuna will come to fruition.”
- — Woolie
- “I began stuffing my pants with cactuars and blitzballs in hopes that she would notice.”
- — Woolie
- “Yevon was founded on the main principle of 'No fat chicks.'. That's terrible.”
- — Matt
- “I decided to catch up on my episodes of Boruto. It's been a minute.”
- — Woolie
- “The Best Friends have been through quite a few LPs. I haven't been up to date on all of them. Friendcast is as racist as ever though. Boy, I love that one.”
- — Woolie as Tidus
- “Is the camera drunk? And it's obsessed with her titties.”
- — Matt
- “A good bra should be called a titty bunker.”
- — Woolie
- “You want me to die? You better fucking pay me.”
- — Woolie
- “Just because I'm not real doesn't mean I can't give it to you.”
- — Woolie
- “Everyone, down on your knees. Lavos is coming in dry. I mean Sin.”
- — Matt
- “Hey, ladies. You ever been with a kaiju?”
- — Woolie
- “Finish him before he opens his mouth all the way. You know, a lot of people say that about me.”
- — Matt
- “I hope my girl doesn't cast Soft on me.”
- — Woolie
- “Oh, thank God. Thank Jesus Jehoshaphat.”
- — Matt
- “But why do we fight?”
- — Matt
- “To tell our fathers that we hate them.”
- — Woolie
Trivia[]
- The title cards were made by Kada-Bura.
- The song that plays while riding the chocobo is "Crazy Chocobo" from Final Fantasy XIII-II
- A highlights video of this LP was made by Commando_Joe called (The BEST Collection) and uploaded to the channel on January 19th, 2017.