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Rustlemania 12

Fire Pro Wrestling Returns

Rustlemania 12
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Game Fire Pro Wrestling Returns
Length 24:24
Winner Pat (Gruesome Match), Matt (Landmine Match)
Previous WWF Warzone
Next WWE All-Stars
“Matt and Pat, we're comin' for you nigga!” — Woolie

Fire Pro Wrestling Returns is the twelfth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania special.


These fire pros are totally returning you guys.
— Video Description


In this episode Matt, Pat, and Woolie have a lot of trouble setting up a two player match, play as a drunk character with a huge body, talk about Suda 51's beginnings, roll around in C-4, and discuss history's greatest monster, Bret Hart.

Quotes Edit

Matt and Pat, we're comin' for you nigga!
— Woolie
Wrestlers in America die from drugs; wrestlers from Japan die in the ring.
— Woolie
You'll never beat me in tests of strength.
— Pat
I'm just a fuckin' sweat pants ninja.
— Woolie
Five rounds of the most un-gruesome fighting I've ever seen.
— Matt
Where's the sell button?
— Matt
They pay Scott Hall in hope for another day.
— Matt
Pick your limbs back up and carry them back into the ring.
— Woolie
Brett is history's greatest monster.
— Pat
I've always wanted a small package.
— Matt
Yeah, I wish every game had landmine matches, that's for sure.
— Matt

Jimmies' Status Edit

Matt - [ ]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Pat - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled

Woolie - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Trivia Edit

  • The opening part in which Woolie says "I'm coming for you nigga!" and immedietly regrets it is a reference to Booker T saying the same thing towards Hulk Hogan. A video of the incident in question can be seen in this video.
  • The outro theme is "Pomp and Circumstance" by Edward Elgar, "Macho Man" Randy Savage's entrance music.

Gallery Edit

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