| Rustlemania 12
Fire Pro Wrestling Returns
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 Watch this episode on the website | |
| Game | Fire Pro Wrestling Returns |
| Length | 24:24 |
| Winner | Pat (Gruesome Match), Matt (Landmine Match) |
| Previous | WWF Warzone |
| Next | WWE All-Stars |
“Matt and Pat, we're comin' for you nigga!” — Woolie
Fire Pro Wrestling Returns is the twelfth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania special.
About[]
- “These fire pros are totally returning you guys.”
- — Video Description
Description[]
In this episode Matt, Pat, and Woolie have a lot of trouble setting up a two player match, play as a drunk character with a huge body, talk about Suda 51's beginnings, roll around in C-4, and discuss history's greatest monster, Bret Hart.
Quotes[]
- “Matt and Pat, we're comin' for you nigga!”
- — Woolie
- “Wrestlers in America die from drugs; wrestlers from Japan die in the ring.”
- — Woolie
- “You'll never beat me in tests of strength.”
- — Pat
- “I'm just a fuckin' sweat pants ninja.”
- — Woolie
- “Five rounds of the most un-gruesome fighting I've ever seen.”
- — Matt
- “Where's the sell button?”
- — Matt
- “They pay Scott Hall in hope for another day.”
- — Matt
- “Pick your limbs back up and carry them back into the ring.”
- — Woolie
- “Brett is history's greatest monster.”
- — Pat
- “I've always wanted a small package.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, I wish every game had landmine matches, that's for sure.”
- — Matt
Jimmies' Status[]
Matt - [ ]Rustled [ ]Unrustled
Pat - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled
Woolie - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled
Trivia[]
- The opening part in which Woolie says "I'm coming for you nigga!" and immedietly regrets it is a reference to Booker T saying the same thing towards Hulk Hogan. A video of the incident in question can be seen in this video.
- The outro theme is "Pomp and Circumstance" by Edward Elgar, "Macho Man" Randy Savage's entrance music.
Gallery[]
El Woolio sends a message to Matt and Pat.
