Shitstorm 2: The Shittening

Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th
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Game Friday the 13th
Controller Matt
Length 24:47
Next Afterfall Insanity
Previous X-Files Resist or Serve
“High stakes, high tension Youtubing right here!” — Matt

Friday the 13th is the thirteenth episode in Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 2: The Shittening special.


— Video description


In this episode, Matt and Pat take a trip to Camp Crystal Lake. There, they talk about AVGN, respond to the Jason alarm, rescue faceless kids, get the knife, don't save the babies, become perplexed and perturbed over the game's mechanics, fight hyper intelligent fox dogs, diss George and his pink spandex suit, and ignore the children.


Are you a Dream Warrior now?
— Pat to Matt (after obtaining knife)
Hey, girl, you know what saves you from Jason? This dick.
— Pat
My rules are: get the knife, get the knife, and get the knife.
— Matt
I can't believe that this is Punch-Out.
— Pat
The entire nation cares if I beat this!
— Matt
Jason's gonna have a fuckin' lawnmower to attack me this time.
— Matt
I remember that Friday the 13th when Jason just wears that purple jumpsuit. He looks like fuckin' Slipknot.
— Matt
What a horrible night to have a curse?
— Pat
Man, this is such a fuckin' NES game.
— Pat
Well, George is a fuckin' bitch!
— Matt
You're gonna dead.
— Pat
Little Matt Junior loves children, yes.
— Matt
I love to ignore the children.
— Pat
High stakes, high tension Youtubing right here!
— Matt
Yeeeeah! Jason gonna come get this shit, bitch? Jason, you ain't shit!
— Pat (as George)
I really wish you, Pat, Woolie, and Liam were dead.
— Matt

Trivia Edit

  • In this video, at around 13:10, Pat's phone goes off, marking the first time this has happened on his end.

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