Best Friends Play
Game of Thrones
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Game | Game of Thrones |
Episodes | 23 |
Combined Length | 11:08:08 |
Original Run | Jan 9, 2015 - Dec 5, 2015 |
Controller | Matt |
“Welcome back to Iron From Ice, much like 'Who's Line is it Anyway?', your choices don't matter.” — Woolie
Best Friends Play Game of Thrones is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Woolie point out TellTale faces, fight men with bad hair cuts, watch Frey horses slaughter House Forrester, shit on Ramsay Snow and get wrecked, and expose Frostfinger's dirty truth lying live on stream.
About[]
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- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Game of Thrones: Iron From Ice Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “The Northerners will never forget how disappointing Destiny was.”
- — Matt impersonating Tyrion
- “I'm gonna be as noble and honorable as possible to the people who deserve it.”
- — Matt
- “A Dothraki wedding with only seven murders is considered a dull afair.”
- — Matt
- “Investigating crime scenes in Westeros is not a fruitful profession, everyone is dying all the time.”
- — Woolie
- “What good is a horse that can't ride a cow?”
- — Woolie
- “Watch out for the ancient tree with the flickering textures.”
- — Matt
- “Impress the adults, give the kids children...I mean give the kids sweets. Sorry, that was a Pat moment.”
- — Matt
- “I present to you the edge of my dick!”
- — Woolie
- “Please fuck off the edge of it.”
- — Matt
- “She's the final boss of conversation.”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah, if by difficult you mean huge mega bitch!”
- — Matt
- “Super Flay Bros. 64. We have no face! Ta-da-ta-ta-da-ta-ta!”
- — Woolie
- “Meanwhile back at Scrub City. Scrubwood.”
- — Woolie
- “Who do you trust more in matters of fucking war, your sister or the badass that's going to find your other badass brother?”
- — Woolie
- “It's a fucking Mega Man select screen! You know, you gotta pick a boss, you want to take Talk Man or War Man? I think War Man is better for war.”
- — Woolie
- “Those are the type of people you can rely on... loose cannons, always great people to have around.”
- — Matt
- “Ethan the Died Quick!”
- — Matt
- “Aww yeah! Even hotter than Marjorie, It's Tyrion!”
- — Matt
- “Hey kids, if you know anyone who trained a bird to carry messages, burn them at the stake. They're probably witches.”
- — Matt
- “For those that don't remember, we are House Forrester and we're fucked!”
- — Matt
- “They just put spoons and rocks in the thing... we have to remember that next time we pay Liam.”
- — Matt
- “Yo, this guy has fucking high HP. Stabbed to the leg, horse combo.”
- — Woolie
- “So Rodrik is gonna bust into Ironrath like "I'm back"!”
- — Matt
- “Man, it's a huge Maggot-palooza in your guts!”
- — Matt
- “I wish it was "Groose Bolton", so we could do the song every time.”
- — Matt
- “Oh god, it's gonna be like QWOP.”
- — Woolie
- “Are we going to walk in and see Men of the Wall doing their native dance and fucking goats?”
- — Woolie
- “And the sheep. Don't forget the sheep.”
- — Matt
- “It's like the least intimidating name ever. Like... Tuttle? His name should be like, like...um, Marshmallow Soft Tumtums.”
- — Matt
- “I survived the Horse's Elbow, I am a man now, mother.”
- — Woolie
- “I will never be known as the lord that kneeled to the Horse's Elbow.”
- — Matt
- “So is Jon Snow just going to pop out and glowing light is just shooting out of his dick?”
- — Matt
- “'Not wise to tell the truth Tuttle... you're an honest man Tuttle'. Cut back ten minutes before, 'That's good, I like you, tell the truth Tuttle... you should have lied Tuttle'.”
- — Woolie exposing Frostfinger's ideology
- “I like a man that's honest about his lying, but never lie about about being honest!”
- — Matt
- “I got my mind on my family and my family on my mind.”
- — Woolie
- “Mo' family, mo' problems.”
- — Matt
- “A Lanister-Bolton always flays his debts.”
- — Woolie
- “You will NOT speak ill, of the first born cock!”
- — Woolie
- “Even though you name is that of the reincarnation of Satan.”
- — Woolie
- “Fucking Theon is a mother of all screw-ups, and we don't want that on our hands.”
- — Woolie
- “The whole killing babes in their beds thing doesn't go over too well with anyone, Mom.”
- — Woolie
- “The babes will remember that.”
- — Matt
- “Now I can just imagine that the Boltons come on ATV's and start riding in.”
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- “Like DMX is rollin' in during the funeral.”
- — Woolie
- “I want the EA Trax.”
- — Matt about the funeral song
- “Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, like COMP.”
- — Woolie
- “I don't care who you fucked! I care who is your pet.”
- — Matt
- “Time to start telling the truth like a real liar!”
- — Woolie, as Frostfinger
- “And remember, kids: always lie about you being honest.”
- — Matt
- “My hearts all a flutter.. with all that lust for murder I have.”
- — Matt
- “They watered my plants, they pet my dog!”
- — Matt
- “They cleaned my dishes!”
- — Woolie
- “Westeros Party 10; everyone loses.”
- — Woolie
- “More like Shit From Ice.”
- — Woolie
- “Everyone who's screaming at us in the comments, remind us what we did.”
- — Matt
- “Who would hire a man who can't make gross baby sounds?”
- — Matt
- “I am the terror that farts in the night.”
- — Matt
- “George R.R. Martin didn't ruin my life, fucking polio did.”
- — Matt
- “Welcome back to Iron From Ice, much like Who's Line is it Anyway?, your choices don't matter.”
- — Woolie
- “Asher just comes around in the Asher-mobile, and he's like 'Get paid!'”
- — Matt
- “We're using our giant wooden cock to break down your door. Gonna ram it.”
- — Matt
- “Liam's a wight!”
- — Woolie
- “That explains a lot of things.”
- — Matt
- “Tactical Marriage to Avoid the Block!”
- — Woolie
Choices[]
Episode 1: Iron from Ice[]
- Stayed with Bowen
- Swore loyalty to King Joffrey
- Sent Erik to the Wall
- Chose Royland as Sentinel
- Met Ramsay Snow in the Great Hall
Episode 2: The Lost Lords[]
- Forged Margaery's letter to House Glenmore
- Refused to kiss Lord Whitehill's ring
- Won Rodrik's bethrotal to Eleana Glenmore
- Stood up for Cotter
- Killed Mira's attacker
Episode 3: The Sword in the Darkness[]
- Saved Beskha
- Defied Margaery and spoke to Tyrion
- Walked away from Britt
- Stood up to Gryff Whitehill
- Kept the Ironwood Decree
Episode 4: Sons of Winter[]
- Didn't bring Finn north of the wall
- Maimed Gryff
- Kept Sera's secret from Lord Tarwick
- Brought the Glenmore soldiers to Highpoint
- Had Asher kill Beskha's former master
Episode 5: A Nest of Vipers[]
- Tried to stab Ramsay Snow
- Told Tyrion that Cersei sent you
- Executed the traitor
- Left Rodrik behind
Episode 6: The Ice Dragon[]
- Lied to Margaery and has Sera dismissed
- Agreed to marry Morgryn
- Butchered Cotter for the blood magic ritual
- Ambushed Lord Whitehill
- Stayed to defend the North Grove
Trivia[]
- A video of a different Game of Thrones game was released during the fifth season of the Machinima series.
- This Let's Play is subtitled "Iron From Ice" although the actual title of the game is simply Game of Thrones and "Iron From Ice" is the name of the first chapter in the game.
- Matt's fiancée can be heard at 13:08 in part fifteen answering a question Matt asks her about Game of Thrones.