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Microsoft Gamescom 2015!

Gamescom Microsoft 2015
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Episodes 1
Combined Length 1:30:43
Original Run Aug 4, 2015
“I bet you if Hitler actually designed a console, it would be fucking crazy.” — Matt

Super Best Friends Watch Microsoft Gamescom 2015! is a Super Best Friends Watch special in which Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam watch and react to the announcements given during the Microsoft press conference at Gamescom 2015.

About[]

Microsoft showed Europe some soccer videogames man I don’t know it was early as fuck in the morning when we recorded this.
— Website decription

Quotes[]

All we know is Woolie hates Platinum 'cause he's not here.
— Matt
I bet you if Hitler actually designed a console, it would be fucking crazy.
— Matt
It'd be fucking super good.
— Pat
It runs on necromancy.
— Matt
It requires a blood sample to play.
— Pat
We were talking about how we were hoping you would miss Scalebound because of how much you hate Platinum.
— Pat to Woolie
All these dorky nerds from the Europe pointing and laughing at Jay Z is hilarious to me.
— Matt
Let's just have a sit down with Pelé. Talk about how it's hard for him to shit nowadays.
— Matt
And they would sit and listen intently, taking notes.
— Woolie
If I wanted to play a Halo game that thought it was Call of Duty, I'd play Destiny, and I don't wanna play that.
— Pat
Where's the fucking twelve year old calling me a racist thing while his baby cries in the background?
— Pat
And his rap music just keeps going.
— Liam
Or his fan is too close to his face.
— Pat
All of the above.
— Liam
Xbox sports. Exports.
— Woolie

Trivia[]

  • Woolie arrives late to the recording, possibly due to his dislike of Platinum Games, as stated by Matt.
  • Unlike the previous Gamescom special, the Zaibatsu only made a video for the Microsoft conference.
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