Two Best Friends Play:

Gears of War 3

Gears of War 3
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Game Gears of War 3
Season 3
Episode 7
Length 11:56
Upload Date Sep 25, 2011
Controller Co-op
Previous Catherine
Next Rise of Nightmares
“Where were you during my third recital, dad?” — Matt

Two Best Friends Play: Gears of War 3 is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat double team nobody, refuse to give each other gears, stop Dom from trying to grow another wife, try to replace Dom with Finn the Human, and get extremely excited over Cole Train.


We take a ride on the ebony colored hype vehicle known as a the COOOOLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!
— Website description


Who ever though Gears of War would be so successful it would get a third game in the series? It just like keeps riding on the coattails of the last one just to squeeze by enough to get another not hotly anticipated sequel. There was only fifty people in line today.
— Matt
The axe hit me in the head like a lightning bolt and I just realized I couldn't find my wife. Which game am I in?
— Matt
What is he trying to grow another wife in there?
— Pat
We got to find Fenix's dad's wife's aunt!
— Matt
What's Ludacris doing on this ship.
— Pat
Man, check out Dom's wife killing beard.
— Pat
It's the best porn I ever had. It's the last porn of humanity.
— Matt
Ugh, I'm going to fuck up this pumpkin!
— Pat
Why don't they just use their guns to shoot the fire away? Idiots.
— Matt
I was strategically trying to defeat them... with my BRAVADO!
— Matt
Is there any better screen than "Pat had died"?
— Matt
You got $7 worth of bullshit!
— Pat


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