Saturday Morning Scrublords

Girl Fight

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Game Girl Fight
Upload Date Jul 22, 2016
Length 43:56
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“Looks like it's over for those ovaries. ... I should have said 'Game Ovaries'.” — Pat

Girl Fight is the thirty-fifth episode of Saturday Morning Scrublords. This week, Matt, Woolie, and Liam play the game that was deemed too nothing to be on the original Scrublords series and is essentially BMX XXX if it was a fighting game.


The lovely BRATZ from Girl Fight take us on a whirlwind quest of power, redemption and scantily clad, classy-ass pictorials.
— Video Description


There wasn't even anything there. There wasn't enough.
— Woolie
But now, we have no morals.
— Matt
Go back to illusion. That was just breasts.
— Liam
The hunt for content begins now.
— Woolie
Where Dead or Alive is floppy and loose, this is rigid as shit.
— Pat
Looks like it's over for those ovaries. ... I should have said 'Game Ovaries'.
— Pat
Here's what you can't feel while watching this video, is the level of stiffness present.
— Woolie
Yeah, I'm pretty stiff.
— Matt
In our pants.
— Pat
This is a pile of fucking garbage! Holy fuck!
— Pat
Hey, we've played X Tekken.
— Matt
You're escaping Mainframe. This is the new ReBoot.
— Liam
The boss activates Meno-Pause and it's a time stop.
— Pat
— Game's Announcer
It's like we're playing Mighty No. 9.
— Matt

Wins/Losses Edit

Matt 3/0
Pat 1/2
Woolie 0/2
Liam 1/1

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