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Goosebumps: God Arrange

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Length 2:42:20
Date Jul 6, 2015
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“Shove that cake in your facehole and feel shame.” — Woolie

Goosebumps: God Arrange is the one-hundredth episode of the Chewie and Fuckface Show.

About Edit

Fact checking has officially ruined this podcast.
— Podcast description

Quotes Edit

Live from Montreal, it's the Chewie and Fuckface show!
— Woolie
What the fuck are we doing with our lives?
— Liam
Wouldn't it be Chewie and the Face-fuckers?
— Matt
Junji Ito is Goosebumps max.
— Liam
All I know is I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
— Matt
It's like a Telltale game. Your bed will remember that.
— Woolie
Shove that cake in your facehole and feel shame.
— Woolie
Racism's been around a lot longer than five years, Woolie.
— Liam
Oh no, our guys lost so the kids can have extra legs or whatever.
— Pat
Apple play and listens are the future of this industry.
— Liam
The only way to save this is to put four hours of blank audio at the end so people get excited when they see a seven hour episode.
— Liam
Steve Jobs' skeleton is going to come at you with an apple.
— Pat

Letter Time Edit

Q: Excluding MK9, what story in any medium do you think has the best instance of "You won, but the cost of victory was so high that you're still fucked."? from Ryan

  • Matt: Avengers vs. X-Men
  • Pat: God of War 3
  • Woolie: Snowpiercer
  • Liam: Soul Sacrifice

Q: What is the sharpest increase in quality between iterations of a game? from James

Q: Now that you guys are at one-hundred, if you could live to one-hundred, would you Prestige your life and retain all knowledge of your past life or would you stay one-hundred years old and stay a crazy old man? from Bug Boy Jr.

  • All: Prestige

Q: What's the most stereotypical thing you've seen from a person with that stereotype? from Nick

  • Matt: I saw a French guy on his phone make a stereotypical Frenchman noise
  • Pat: I have on numerous occasions seen Woolie eating chicken. Everyone in Japan act like stereotypical Japanese people. I remember at the dinner table, my dad was watching Jerry Lewis and smoking and eating and the cigarette never left his mouth.
  • Woolie: Me and Shmup God Pat are at KFC and this old, wise looking black guy we have since dubbed Porterhouse Carter goes up and goes up asking about a family feast combo and they start listing what it comes with and he says, "I don't wanna hear about none of that. I just want the chicken.".

Zaibatsu Watch Edit

  • Matt, Woolie, and Liam: Lots of conventions
  • Pat: More Final Fantasy XIV (probably)

Trivia Edit