Friday Night Fisticuffs

Gundam: Battle Assault

Gundam Battle Assault FNF
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Game Gundam: Battle Assault
Upload Date Aug 5, 2016
Length 26:59
Previous Streets of Fury EX
Next Zero Divide 2: The Secret Wish
“If I don't guess, I can't get it wrong.” — Woolie

Gundam: Battle Assault is the eighty-eighth episode of the Friday Night Fisticuffs series. This week, Matt, Pat, and Liam watch as Woolie breaks the world record for quickest selection of a boss character, acts as though the match will be fair and balanced, and then claims he didn't pick the boss character after easily winning.


♫ I hate every Gundam I see~ From Tu-uurn A to Double Zeee~ You'll never make a spacenoid out of meeee~♫
— Video Description


Fuck you, you triple asshole.
— Liam
Kamille's the one from, there's that scene where the robot, they're flying around in space, and they shoot a lot of weapons and they, y'know?
— Liam
I don't know if I wanna take this controller. I'm just gonna slap at the buttons.
— Matt
I'm mad that I can't play as Kamille in Zeta and Jerid with the crutch and I just nudge him off a cliff.
— Pat
Why don't I just start saying, 'Boy, I wish we were making a better episode than this.'.
— Pat
Sometimes I wish I had a bigger dick.
— Pat
Fuck you, Psycho Gundam!
— Pat
Sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry I'm so good at this!
— Matt
T-Rex's had a hard life.
— Matt
Yeah, 'cause they cooed and were covered in feathers and were fucking lame!
— Pat
If I don't guess, I can't get it wrong.
— Woolie

Wins/Losses Edit

Matt 3/0
Pat 3/2
Woolie 2/4
Liam 2/4

Letter TimeEdit

There was no Letter Time this week.

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