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Two Best Friends Play:

Harry Potter Kinect

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Game Harry Potter for Kinect
Season 6
Episode 10
Length 12:58
Upload Date Jan 13, 2013
Controller Matt, Co-op
Previous Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013
Next Hitman Absolution
“There's that bird we tried to give a handjob to earlier!” — Matt
“And now he's trying to fuck the snake!” — Pat


Two Best Friends Play: Harry Potter Kinect is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat recover from their Kinect journey that was Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor. They play magic bird handjob simulators, churn potions like the Amish churn butter, do questionable things while fighting a monster, caress Voldemort's face, and shoot vaginal spells.

AboutEdit

WEASLEY CANNOT SAVE A THING, HE CANNOT BLOCK A SINGLE RING! THAT’S WHY SLYTHERINES ALL SING! WEASLEY IS OUR KING!
— Website description

IntroEdit

Matt and Pat are playing Quiditch for teams Gryffindor and Slytherin, respectively, and are chasing after the Snitch. As they fight over who will reach it first, they smash into a pillar.

QuotesEdit

You can get to be a cool guy, a huge nerd, a racist, or this asshole named Hufflepuff.
— Pat
Yo, whatever. Hufflepuffs, we ride together, we die together. I got your backs Hufflepuffs.
— Matt
They would die together.
— Pat
Yeah, in droves.
— Matt
Why does Harry Potter Kinect come with a magic bird hand job simulator?
— Pat
He looks like such a shitlord!
— Pat
I know you can't resist my supple flesh!
— Matt
Harry Potter versus Draco Malfoy. Fight. Or kiss. Whatever.
— Matt
Oh Ron, wasn't I a good rat? Didn't I lick your balls?
— Matt
Ron, didn't you love it when I slept next to your dick every night when you were sad about Hermione?
— Pat
My kids are cunts!
— Pat
Why doesn't Voldemort's nose face look like his face face?
— Matt
Did everyone see my dick. Look at how big it is.
— Matt
It's bigger than you'd think.
— Pat
But smaller than you hoped.
— Matt

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