Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection


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Game Haunted House: Cryptic Graves
Controller Matt, Pat
Length 29:58
Next Sweet Home
Previous Phantasmal
“Kronos, stop eating your kids!” — Pat
“No! They're delicious!” — Matt as Kronos

Haunted House Cryptic Graves is the twenty-third episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.

About Edit

"Something felt different about this place...nothing quite like what I and my Uncle had ever experienced before. The walk to the mansion was a tense one, as a thin veil of fog clung to the grass and Uncle was unusually silent as we made our way up the winding path. My thoughts eventually drifted to some of our previous adventures in other haunted locations across the country, and how we so often never found any conclusive evidence of the paranormal. But like I said earlier, I knew this time would be different. That's when I suddenly stopped in my tracks, as I was starring directly into the face of my Uncle, his eyes glassy and inhuman, his expression blank and vacant as he starred right through me. Someone had modeled and animated his face so badly, the he would probably be the most scary thing I would wind up seeing that night."
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat get pulled off of Steam and thrust into an alternate universe Spencer Mansion filled with crazy doors and many spooks.

Quotes Edit

“'Hey Pat, buy these games.' Okay. Uh, this game got pulled from fucking Steam, Matt.
— Pat
But not before I bought it!
— Matt
This game is a technical mess but if it doesn't crash, we'll get some good shit outta this.
— Matt
Haunted House: Cryptic Graves. Is that the shittiest name for anything ever? Yes.
— Pat
Oooh. It's a lady.
— Matt
— Pat
Look at da butt.
— Matt
This game right here is an episode of Friends.
— Pat
You woke up in a different part of the spooky ghost home.
— Pat
That's fine. That makes sense. ... Wait, no it doesn't.
— Matt
There's something weirdly terrifying about somebody else controlling a view like this because it's out of your control, it's like a horror movie.
— Pat
Yeah, it's like every time someone watches us play anything.
— Matt
Kronos, stop eating your kids!
— Pat
No! They're delicious!
— Matt

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