| Mechaweek
Hawken / Titanfall
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| Game | HAWKEN and Titanfall |
| Length | 1:10:38 |
| Upload Date | Mar 16, 2015 |
| Controller | Matt |
| Previous | Mechwarrior 2 |
| Next | Shogo |
“I would like to put the sexy bikinis on the mech, I'm not gonna lie.” — Matt
Hawken / Titanfall is the second episode of Mechaweek. In this episode, Matt, Pat and Woolie ogle sexy mechs.
The Best Friends Zaibatsu plays HAWKEN for the first half of the video. Titanfall starts at the 34:41 mark.
About[]
- “MISSION_002: FPS_Shitbot_Simulators
Primary Objective: Determine which game captures the feel of a few tonnes of rickety steel clanking around under your ass.
Secondary Objective: Avoid having sexual relations with the mechs in Hawken.
Tertiary Objective: Do not let anyone on the base find out about your sexual relations with the mechs in Hawken. ”
- — Video description
Quotes[]
- “This is the game more than any other mech game - this is the one that's just, 'let's zoom in and show you the sweaty parts of these sexy mechs'.”
- — Woolie
- “I would like to put the sexy bikinis on the mech, I'm not gonna lie.”
- — Matt
- “Imagine that, if even the chubby kid in school could boost.”
- — Woolie
- “Don't lose your sperm!”
- — Woolie
- “Man, I love watching Matt play PC games.”
- — Pat
- “Never not be boosting.”
- — Pat
- “Gentleman, we truly are the HAWKEN.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The music used in the intro is Ritchie Kotzen's cover of "The Winner", one of the openings for Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory.