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Super Best Friends Stream!

Heavy Rain

Heavy Rain Stream Title
Watch the archived footage on the website or on YouTube
Game Heavy Rain
Length 9:16:51
Air Date Apr 16, 2016; May 21, 2016
Controller Woolie

For the Machinima episode, see Heavy Rain

For the full Let's Play, see Heavy Rain (Full Let's Play)

“The balloon. Gotta get the balloon.” — Everyone


Super Best Friends Stream! Heavy Rain is a Super Best Friends Stream event in which the Best Friends Zaibatsu drag Woolie through the only part of the Sadness Trilogy he never experienced as he blames the controller for his inability to play the game.


Quotes Edit

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Liam
I can see myself on Matt's lap. Just like I always knew.
Pat
I'm trying to find our stream on the thing. Oh no, it's all MOBAs!
Pat
Squeeze from the bottom, you heathen!
Woolie
You're gonna be saying 'squeeze from the bottom' in a lot of section in this game.
Matt
You dip it in a cup and then you take a dark poo.
Pat
I should see if I can jerk off on the couch before the kids get home.
Pat
Oh well. I'll finish and look them in the eyes.
Matt
Who would do a riposte to a child? Woolie would.
Liam
That clown'll suck your dick for a dollar.
Pat
Awesome Origami Killer continues to make this city interesting.
Matt
Play an AR version of Indigo Prophecy right here...
Liam
That's meta.
Pat
...while they throw furniture at you.
Liam
He died a warrior's death.
Woolie about Duck
By being shot in the face while he was sitting down?
Pat
You get this office. We call it the David cage after the guy who died in here.
Liam
Maybe this time we can skip a couple of steps and it will just die in the womb.
Pat
A lot of people are saying King Crimson interfered with your attempt to grab the gun.
Pat
For someone who has fucked as many grandmas as I have, let me tell you something about granny panties.
Pat
I would totally take an apartment next to a neon sign if it didn't make noise.
Woolie
What if it was for Roaster's Chicken?
Pat
People are blowing up because she didn't wipe.
Liam
The balloon. Gotta get the balloon.
Everyone
That was a 'glass him' moment.
Woolie after shooting a man in the head
It's an American bento box called a sandwich in a tray.
Liam
That's the double power of Private Dick and Prostitute. One uses feminine whiles and the other one is Lauren.
Matt
Watching cartoons and girls making out.
Pat
That's my life.
Matt
I like the implication that your friends are not the best. Just sandbag them right away.
Pat
His creep factor showed in early. We got to see it in advance. Preview screening.
Woolie
Mamoru his nips.
Pat
You guys are not going to enjoy the 'month of' I have planned for you.
Matt
Nipple chaffing? What is this?
Pat
I'm gonna butt chug this Four Loko.
Pat
The driving range and Laser Quest. You're gonna get laid regardless.
Matt
Greiving fathers don't think about changing their underwear.
Woolie
You ever drive a golf cart?
Pat
Never. I've never been allowed on a golf course.
Woolie
You know what? Yeah. That's why golf's a great game.
Pat
I have a feeling when I tell Woolie about the editing of this thing, he's going to fight me.
Pat
Like fight you that he thinks you're lying?
Matt
No, but like he needs something to fight, and I'll be telling it to him, so I'll be fought.
Pat
I'll watch.
Matt
Yeah, you'll watch.
Pat
That's like when I'm raiding and I spill water on my penis. Then my raid group has to hear about my wet penis.
Pat
Now you have my creepy mouth disease.
Pat
Now you have mine.
Woolie
Man, can I just give up and get a dog?
Woolie
No. My balls are dry. Now they just have the taste of beer on them.
Woolie
Greiving fathers don't think about changing their underwear.
Woolie
My dad looks like me crossed with Barracuda.
Woolie
It has now been zero days since a Cosby rape joke.
Pat
Use your clues to beat that dark man into the ground!
Matt
Black man. Gotta punch the black man.
Woolie
I would rather the kids us public domain dog bark noises.
Pat
Can't go wrong with replacing kids with puppers.
Matt
Stop grabbing my balls, essay.
Pat
I'm getting hard.
Woolie
It's embarrassing.
Pat
Woolie, you can't not make these eggs.
Pat

Up NextEdit

  • JASON!
  • The balloon Gotta get the balloon.

TriviaEdit

  • This first stream was originally planned for March 19th, 2016 but was pushed back due to everyone being sick at some point.
  • Liam was not present for the second stream because he was attending a Hatsune Miku concert at the time,

Gallery Edit

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