Super Best Friends Stream!
Heavy Rain
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Game | Heavy Rain |
Length | 9:16:51 |
Air Date | Apr 16, 2016; May 21, 2016 |
Controller | Woolie |
For the Machinima episode, see Heavy Rain
For the full Let's Play, see Heavy Rain (Full Let's Play)
“The balloon. Gotta get the balloon.” — Everyone
Super Best Friends Stream! Heavy Rain is a Super Best Friends Stream event in which the Best Friends Zaibatsu drag Woolie through the only part of the Sadness Trilogy he never experienced as he blames the controller for his inability to play the game.
Quotes[]
- “Please donate to Max's stream.”
- — Liam
- “I can see myself on Matt's lap. Just like I always knew.”
- — Pat
- “I'm trying to find our stream on the thing. Oh no, it's all MOBAs!”
- — Pat
- “Squeeze from the bottom, you heathen!”
- — Woolie
- “You're gonna be saying 'squeeze from the bottom' in a lot of section in this game.”
- — Matt
- “You dip it in a cup and then you take a dark poo.”
- — Pat
- “I should see if I can jerk off on the couch before the kids get home.”
- — Pat
- “Oh well. I'll finish and look them in the eyes.”
- — Matt
- “Who would do a riposte to a child? Woolie would.”
- — Liam
- “That clown'll suck your dick for a dollar.”
- — Pat
- “Awesome Origami Killer continues to make this city interesting.”
- — Matt
- “Play an AR version of Indigo Prophecy right here...”
- — Liam
- “That's meta.”
- — Pat
- “...while they throw furniture at you.”
- — Liam
- “He died a warrior's death.”
- — Woolie about Duck
- “By being shot in the face while he was sitting down?”
- — Pat
- “You get this office. We call it the David cage after the guy who died in here.”
- — Liam
- “Maybe this time we can skip a couple of steps and it will just die in the womb.”
- — Pat
- “A lot of people are saying King Crimson interfered with your attempt to grab the gun.”
- — Pat
- “For someone who has fucked as many grandmas as I have, let me tell you something about granny panties.”
- — Pat
- “I would totally take an apartment next to a neon sign if it didn't make noise.”
- — Woolie
- “What if it was for Roaster's Chicken?”
- — Pat
- “People are blowing up because she didn't wipe.”
- — Liam
- “The balloon. Gotta get the balloon.”
- — Everyone
- “That was a 'glass him' moment.”
- — Woolie after shooting a man in the head
- “It's an American bento box called a sandwich in a tray.”
- — Liam
- “That's the double power of Private Dick and Prostitute. One uses feminine whiles and the other one is Lauren.”
- — Matt
- “Watching cartoons and girls making out.”
- — Pat
- “That's my life.”
- — Matt
- “I like the implication that your friends are not the best. Just sandbag them right away.”
- — Pat
- “His creep factor showed in early. We got to see it in advance. Preview screening.”
- — Woolie
- “Mamoru his nips.”
- — Pat
- “You guys are not going to enjoy the 'month of' I have planned for you.”
- — Matt
- “Nipple chaffing? What is this?”
- — Pat
- “I'm gonna butt chug this Four Loko.”
- — Pat
- “The driving range and Laser Quest. You're gonna get laid regardless.”
- — Matt
- “Greiving fathers don't think about changing their underwear.”
- — Woolie
- “You ever drive a golf cart?”
- — Pat
- “Never. I've never been allowed on a golf course.”
- — Woolie
- “You know what? Yeah. That's why golf's a great game.”
- — Pat
- “I have a feeling when I tell Woolie about the editing of this thing, he's going to fight me.”
- — Pat
- “Like fight you that he thinks you're lying?”
- — Matt
- “No, but like he needs something to fight, and I'll be telling it to him, so I'll be fought.”
- — Pat
- “I'll watch.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, you'll watch.”
- — Pat
- “That's like when I'm raiding and I spill water on my penis. Then my raid group has to hear about my wet penis.”
- — Pat
- “Now you have my creepy mouth disease.”
- — Pat
- “Now you have mine.”
- — Woolie
- “Man, can I just give up and get a dog?”
- — Woolie
- “No. My balls are dry. Now they just have the taste of beer on them.”
- — Woolie
- “Greiving fathers don't think about changing their underwear.”
- — Woolie
- “My dad looks like me crossed with Barracuda.”
- — Woolie
- “It has now been zero days since a Cosby rape joke.”
- — Pat
- “Use your clues to beat that dark man into the ground!”
- — Matt
- “Black man. Gotta punch the black man.”
- — Woolie
- “I would rather the kids us public domain dog bark noises.”
- — Pat
- “Can't go wrong with replacing kids with puppers.”
- — Matt
- “Stop grabbing my balls, essay.”
- — Pat
- “I'm getting hard.”
- — Woolie
- “It's embarrassing.”
- — Pat
- “Woolie, you can't not make these eggs.”
- — Pat
Up Next[]
- JASON!
- The balloon Gotta get the balloon.
Trivia[]
- This first stream was originally planned for March 19th, 2016 but was pushed back due to everyone being sick at some point.
- Liam was not present for the second stream because he was attending a Hatsune Miku concert at the time,