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Hitman

Hitman One-Off Title
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Game Hitman
Length 49:16
Controller Pat
Upload Date Dec 24, 2016
“I fuck it hard and then I die. And then... I fuck it slightly less hard and then I die.” — Pat


Hitman is a one-off episode that features Pat and Woolie use their honed killer talents to weed out and destroy tattooed lawyers, Absolution programmers, butlers, and become the deadliest of pretty boy assassins.


About Edit

Woolie and I take a look at the new Hitman, where everyody can see I'm not that sneaky, or subtle. Who knew?
— Website description

Quotes Edit

Man, this game looks fuckin' gorgeous. I wanna choke all these people out.
— Pat
I expect this to push your shit in.
— Woolie
No, man, not my shit.
— Pat
All the way in.
— Woolie
How far can we push this? All the way in?
— Pat
I fuck it hard and then I die. And then... I fuck it slightly less hard and then I die.
— Pat
That's what assassin's do. They get their photos taken.
— Woolie

TriviaEdit

  • The original Hitman episode was released during the tenth season of the Machinima series and was exclusive to Vessel.

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