SBFC 122

Hookers with the Brown Sauce

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Length 03:42:06
Date Dec 8, 2015
Guest Plague of Gripes
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“Canada phased out the penny because now our pigs don't need coins anymore because now they run on debit.” — Pat

Hookers with the Brown Sauce is the one-hundred and twenty-second episode of the Super Best Friendcast.

About Edit

Vita is out this week at Vita con, so enter: Plague of Gripes! Eli’s here to bring the Best Friends down from their California high, and defecate on the things they enjoy.
— Website description


We love blood. We love running it in our urethra an eyes.
— Plague of Gripes
They may be subhuman trash but they have money in their wallets.
— Pat
I don't care if I get blown up by every scrub online as long as I can win matches on Fisticuffs.
— Pat
I don't think my bibles are as black as they could be.
— Matt
Pile up all the boxes but leave a space for your balls.
— Woolie
I was picturing sexy, naked men dancing on stage like, 'This is the hypest tournament ever.'.
— Plague of Gripes
We didn't have the right firmware. We couldn't open the trunk.
— Woolie
The L.A. Convention Center is the only convention center with enough space for all the pig fucking.
— Pat
Canada phased out the penny because now our pigs don't need coins anymore because now they run on debit.
— Pat
The writer of your life has run out of time because he had an illness and had to end it early.
— Plague of Gripes
Did the teleprompter really say 'Throw shade on Keifer Sutherland'?
— Matt
I'm way too crazy and paranoid to accidentally take a shit in my closet.
— Pat
Steam sales are like and old, gray mare.
— Matt
They ain't what they used to be.
— Pat
Racist Games Week would be great.
— Pat
When you say, 'Oops, all farts., I think all air has turned into farts.
— Woolie

Letter Time Edit

Q: How big is your Steam library? from David

  • Matt: Ninety, maybe?
  • Pat: Four-hundred and ninety-seven games.
  • Woolie: One-hundred and six games.
  • PlagueofGripes: Liam probably doesn't use Steam. He probably has a Vita/Steam library. I have twenty something.

Q: Why doesn't Big Boss Fulton himself? from Andy

  • Pat: So you have to exfiltrate and play the game.
  • Woolie: You can if you jump on a shipping container when you Fulton it.
  • PlagueofGripes: He's too heavy.

Zaibatsu Watch Edit

  • Matt: Earth Defense Force 4.1.
  • Pat: Yakuza 5 and fart closet curtains.
  • Woolie: Sleep, boxing, and editing the Game Grumps video.
  • PlagueofGripes: Working on Patreon rewards. Being alone.

Trivia Edit

  • The music used in the outro is "Toby Fox - Undertale (Chime Remix)" by SuicideSheep.
  • Liam was not present for this episode as he was returning from his trip to Playstation Experience 2015 at the time.