Rustlemania 3

Hulk Hogan's Main Event

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Game Hulk Hogan's Main Event
Length 28:38
Winner Hot Sauce
Previous Showdown Legends of Wrestling
Next WWE Day of Reckoning 2
“Matt hates black people!” — Matt

Hulk Hogan's Main Event is the third episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania special.


— Video Description


In this episode, Matt, Pat, and Woolie play as a rustler named Hot Sauce, discuss Microsoft's hate for black people, trash Hulk Hogan's daughter, talk about the mantis shrimp, discover the time warp in Grenada, and shove their arm up a guy's butthole.

Quotes Edit

This ain't Rise to Nightmares here!
— Pat
The nineties never died!
— Matt
One day, I hope to have Emma Stone from the back!
— Matt
I want there to be a loading screen that says,"Have you seen my daughter's legs?"
— Woolie on Brooke Hogan
This is a whole game made out of the dog model from Game of Thrones!
— Pat
I am the gazelle.
— Matt
You're black swan, Matt, you're black swan.
— Woolie
You know what Hulk Hogan looks like? He looks like the fuckin' Abominable Snowman from the fuckin' Rudolph claymation thing!
— Pat
You love it, brother, the mega powers just getting straight into your butthole!
— Matt impersonating Hulk Hogan
You look so much like the Predator in the fuckin' Kinect cam!
— Pat to Woolie
I think while it kind of doesn't like black people, it really fuckin' hates gingers.
— Woolie on the Kinect
So, gentlemen, I believe this might be the very last Kinect game we have to play.
— Matt

Jimmies' Status Edit

Matt - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Pat - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Woolie - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled


  • The intro music used is Bret Hart's theme, "Hitman" by Jim Johnston.
  • The outro music is a remixed version of "Rockhouse" by Frank Shelley, the NWO's theme.

Gallery Edit

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