Best Friends Play
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
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Game | I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream |
Episodes | 14 |
Combined Length | 6:28:47 |
Original Run | Dec 23, 2013 - Feb 18, 2014 |
Controller | Pat |
“You need to be aware, this has fucked up content.” — Woolie
Best Friends Play I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream is a full Let's Play, in which Pat and Woolie psychologically and poetically analyze stuff, appease talking tombstones, have casual chats with Satan, go to Naziland, and piss off the creepiest AI in all of fiction.
About[]
- “Pat and Woolie psychologically and poetically analyze stuff, appease talking tombstones, have casual chats with Satan, go to Naziland, and piss off the creepiest AI in all of fiction.”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “We have decided to do something else, again, that is stupid.”
- — Pat
- “I talked to him about it and he said, 'Not only do I not care, but fuck you Pat, you play it.'”
- — Woolie, about Plague of Gripes
- “So what the fuck is wrong with this author?”
- — Pat
- “What fuckers would sit in a room, programming this shit? Dudes that wanna make games about armored penises.”
- — Woolie
- “One hundred and nine years and yucking.”
- — Woolie
- “He has no dick, but he must fap. That is AM.”
- — Woolie
- “So I have learned a new secret. The secret of eating lady vomit.”
- — Pat
- “Creepy tree dicks. Isn't that what all video games are now?”
- — Pat
- “Who wears a turtleneck to the torture apocalypse?”
- — Pat, on Ted
- “What better message from God than a bird shitting an arrow in the correct direction?”
- — Woolie
- “Ominous shit inside of ominous shit!”
- — Woolie
- “This goddamn fucking pixel hunt shenanigan bullshit.”
- — Pat
- “This is one of those times where you don't stick your dick in crazy.”
- — Pat
- “Ellen is down with The Devil!”
- — Woolie
- “The fact that I am an idiot is what's wrong with me.”
- — Pat
- “Those dire wolves are gonna eat my asshole.”
- — Pat
- “Dammit, not the 60's. That was the worst.”
- — Pat
- “AM and Dio, just going on a road trip.”
- — Pat
- “Yellow is boners.”
- — Pat
- “No need to sass up the god of the dead.”
- — Woolie
- “What, you don't think a giant rubber fist is romantic?”
- — Pat, to Woolie
- “I thought it was just gonna stop me, I didn't think it was gonna do anything!”
- — Pat, upon foolishly cutting open a gas bag and blowing himself up
- “Yeah, I'm totally still a murderer. This guy I mean, not me!”
- — Pat
- “Beef, what has AM done to you? My beef, oh god!”
- — Woolie
- “The battle against AM with your mother-in-law and a fork. This is how we go to war.”
- — Woolie
- “At which point I will sucker punch her in her lady parts.”
- — Pat
- “Man, they are taking mallet/hammer space to a fucking new level!”
- — Pat
- “Into Naziland! It'll be like Disneyland!”
- — Woolie
- “Stupid Hitler!”
- — Pat
- “Eric the Red probably fought a giant squid for real.”
- — Pat
- “And the golem's coming for you. The golem is cutting promos in the background.”
- — Woolie
- “I swear the instant time travel is invented, we're all doomed because everyone is gonna go back in time to kill Hitler.”
- — Pat
- “Evil. The animalistic desires of all. Jerks, more or less.”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- This is the first full Let's Play to feature only Pat and Woolie. The first video that included them was Pat and Woolie's Bizarre Adventure. It is also the first time Matt was not present in a Let's Play series.
- Plague of Gripes also did a full Let's Play of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, which was released in its entirety before Pat and Woolie started theirs, but after they had set on doing it. The entire playthrough can be viewed in this playlist.