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I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

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Game I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
Episodes 14
Combined Length 6:28:47
Original Run Dec 23, 2013 - Feb 18, 2014
Controller Pat
“You need to be aware, this has fucked up content.” — Woolie


Best Friends Play I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream is a full Let's Play, in which Pat and Woolie psychologically and poetically analyze stuff, appease talking tombstones, have casual chats with Satan, go to Naziland, and piss off the creepiest AI in all of fiction.


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Pat and Woolie psychologically and poetically analyze stuff, appease talking tombstones, have casual chats with Satan, go to Naziland, and piss off the creepiest AI in all of fiction.
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream Descriptions page.

QuotesEdit

We have decided to do something else, again, that is stupid.
Pat
I talked to him about it and he said, 'Not only do I not care, but fuck you Pat, you play it.'
Woolie, about Plague of Gripes
So what the fuck is wrong with this author?
Pat
What fuckers would sit in a room, programming this shit? Dudes that wanna make games about armored penises.
Woolie
One hundred and nine years and yucking.
Woolie
He has no dick, but he must fap. That is AM.
Woolie
So I have learned a new secret. The secret of eating lady vomit.
Pat
Creepy tree dicks. Isn't that what all video games are now?
— Pat
Who wears a turtleneck to the torture apocalypse?
— Pat, on Ted
What better message from God than a bird shitting an arrow in the correct direction?
— Woolie
Goddamn fucking pixel hunt shenanigan bullshit.
— Pat
This is one of those times where you don't stick your dick in crazy.
— Pat
Ominous shit inside of ominous shit!
— Woolie
Ellen is down with The Devil!
— Woolie
The fact that I am an idiot is what's wrong with me.
— Pat
Those dire wolves are gonna eat my asshole.
— Pat
Dammit, not the 60's. That was the worst.
— Pat
AM and Dio, just going on a road trip.
— Pat
No need to sass up the god of the dead.
— Woolie
What, you don't think a giant rubber fist is romantic?
— Pat, to Woolie
Yellow is boners.
— Pat
I thought it was just gonna stop me, I didn't think it was gonna do anything!
Pat, upon foolishly cutting open a gas bag and blowing himself up
Yeah, I'm totally still a murderer. This guy I mean, not me!
Pat
Beef, what has AM done to you? My beef, oh god!
Woolie
The battle against AM with your mother-in-law and a fork. This is how we go to war.
Woolie
At which point I will sucker punch her in her lady parts.
Pat
Man, they are taking mallet/hammer space to a fucking new level!
Pat
Into Naziland! It'll be like Disneyland!
Woolie
Stupid Hitler!
Pat
Eric the Red probably fought a giant squid for real.
Pat
And the golem's coming for you. The golem is cutting promos in the background.
Woolie
I swear the instant time travel is invented, we're all doomed because everyone is gonna go back in time to kill Hitler.
Pat
Evil. The animalistic desires of all. Jerks, more or less.
Pat

TriviaEdit

  • This is the first full Let's Play to feature only Pat and Woolie. The first video that included them was Pat and Woolie's Bizarre Adventure. It is also the first time Matt was not present in a Let's Play series.
  • Plague of Gripes also did a full Let's Play of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, which was released in its entirety before Pat and Woolie started theirs, but after they had set on doing it. The entire playthrough can be viewed in this playlist.

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