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Indigo Prophecy

Indigo Prophecy Title Card
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Game Indigo Prophecy
Episodes 12
Combined Length 6:17:38
Original Run Sep 6, 2013 - Oct 3, 2013
Controller Pat
“The Best Friends have never faced a greater trial.” — Woolie


Super Best Friends Play Indigo Prophecy is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie play an interactive drama much like their previous favorite, Heavy Rain. Along the way, they fail more easy prompts, play Simon Says, practice their French accents, get into pointless boxing matches, yell at women and yell at David Cage.


About Edit

Matt, Pat, and Woolie fail more easy prompts, play Simon Says, practice their French accents, get into pointless boxing matches, yell at women and yell at David Cage.
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Indigo Prophecy Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

I’m bringing up the hatred and anger from the Me of years ago.
— Woolie, at the start of the playthrough
Woolie doesn’t like this game, everybody.
— Matt, at the start of the playthrough
That anger in me is so strong that it is making me depressed.
— Pat, at the start of the playthrough
I want you to feel the ketchup!
— Matt, impersonating David Cage
I am a French schmuck David Cage.
— Matt, impersonating David Cage
Just feed these fuckin' sour mints into my head.
— Pat
Evil raven watches you pee.
— Matt
Just sweep your emotions away.
— Woolie
I need condoms for this murder.
— Pat
I don’t know about you, Woolie...if I murdered somebody in a bathroom, I’d be a little more than depressed. I’d be fucking freaked out like crazy.
— Pat
People that don’t expel urine are usually the most suspicious.
— Matt
So I’m playing as Carla here. And instead of in Heavy Rain where you get to talk to yourself like a crazy person all the time...here, you just get it sometimes.
— Pat
Let's go find some crack-smoking dogs!
— Pat
I’m back to being anxious ‘cause I remembered I murdered a guy.
— Pat
Remember, game overs are a failure of the game designer.
— Matt
I inserted a knife into a man’s chest and he stopped breathing, but I’m not a murderer!
— Woolie
I'm just a chest-knifer.
— Pat
Remember, it’s okay to kill people if you save another person.
— Matt
Consoling sulking girlfriends is a failure of the game designer.
— Woolie
When I say that, people aren't usually receptive. 'Hey girl, let's bust!'
— Pat
Let's just shit on his life.
— Pat
Pat is Hitler confirmed.
— Matt
Fuck Michael Jordan.
— Pat
He was in Space Jam.
— Matt
This seems like a Sega arcade game now.
— Matt
I'd rather be playing Shenmue right now.
— Matt
OK, let's imagine "Game of Thrones," but instead, just put a Richard Nixon mask on Bran's face in every scene. How does this change how you feel about the story?
— Pat
Cops can't stop you if you're under the coats.
— Woolie
You can't save the movie! What game?
— Woolie
Jesus the Squealer.
— Matt
I'll Spanish Pokemon Champion all over your pants!
— Pat
That's what girls wanna hear. 'Hey girl, I love ya. I have 120 seconds to get my shit off.'
— Pat
Sex scenes are a failure of the game designer.
— Matt
I love your nippleless chest.
— Matt
No one's ever in a good mood in this fucking game!
— Pat
Why don't you just take out his eyeballs and put them in a computer so you can see what he saw.
— Matt
Did you see my brain collection in urine?
— Matt
It helps it with the taste.
— Pat
Remember kids, one beer is enough to kill you.
— Matt
Fuck. Everything.
— Woolie, after Pat opens a pantry door to find a floating spinning trading card
Nice blue screen, idiot!
— Matt
You know when we’ll know? When we see long hair resting on someone under the covers. That’s when we’ll know we’ve arrived!
— Woolie
Do you want some of this murder d?
— Pat
Yelling at women, it’s great! Makes you less stressed!
— Pat
Here's your ENTIRE box of dildos!
— Pat
Lucas Kane confirmed for Smash Brothers.
— Woolie
Ignore all the blood all over my crotch.
— Pat
Yeah, let's not make David Cage into a racist monster, just an incompetent shit.
— Pat
I think at some point I just told the kids to go smoke crack.
— Pat
Old lady moonwalking, let's go!
— Woolie
Tactical bird feeding action right here.
— Woolie
The Best Friends have never faced a greater trial.
— Woolie
This is basically Space Jam.
— Pat
Whoa guys, I gotta kill terrorists to gain time.
— Pat
Oh no, I make the bad game!
— Matt, as David Cage
Da PHONE?!
— Woolie, Room Assault Hype Man
If you're just joining us-and I don't know why-don't go to racist Chinese libraries.
— Matt
You know what? I think your entire apartment fighting you is a failure of the game designer.
— Matt
Ceiling termites are watching you masturbate!
— Woolie
Lucas Kane's the Origami Killer.
— Pat
Oh my god, I have magic kung fu powers!
— Pat
I'm gonna use my kung fu powers on this helicopter!
— Pat
Dear Jesus, please let me have more kung fu Matrix shit.
— Matt
It wasn't me, it was the one-armed Mayans.
— Matt
You think when we ask to go up to the pearly gates, Saint Peter's gonna be like,"Yo, those Youtube videos were pretty funny"?
— Pat
David Cage does more damage to France than its surrender in World War II.
— Pat
Oh my god, you have to do lie QTEs.
— Matt
The Mayan guy was doing Wiccan rituals with his Norse raven... to call upon the bugs!?
— Woolie
Pat hates Christianity confirmed.
— Matt
I'll give you a yellow brick!
— Pat, to Woolie
Coat mountain is the future! It's the only way mankind will survive!
— Woolie
Kamiya can scream into my asshole any day.
— Pat
Your shitty-ass - I'm gonna lean in for this one. Your shitty-ass, garbage fucking game doesn't even have the balls to be original, David Cage. The worst piece of shit you've ever done turns out to be a rip-off. How does that feel? You fuck. You hack.
— Woolie
Oh no, I made the bad game.
— Pat as David Cage
You garbage, piece of shit designer.
— Woolie
He gets to hang around with Ellen Page all day, how does that make you feel?
— Pat
You- like-
— Woolie
He's falling apart over here!
— Pat
Oh- what- I- The salt, dude...
— Woolie
Boning arguments are the weirdest.
— Pat
Super Saiyan zombie dick.
— Woolie
How can my dead husband be this cute?
— Matt
The more I see you play Jeffery, the more I wanna fuck your wife!
— Matt, as Tyler
I made the bad game.
— Everyone impersonating David Cage

Trivia Edit

  • The title card for this series is a reference to the doge meme.

Gallery Edit

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