SBFC 183

Jizzy Topped Butter Beer

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Length 2:55:47
Date Feb 7, 2017
Guest Maximilian and Simmons
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“Matt is the man who seeks out the Denny's. He knows.” — Pat

Jizzy Topped Butter Beer is the one-hundred and eighty-three episode of the Super Best Friendcast.

About Edit

One of the best questions ever was asked today. You can watch us record the podcast live on
— Website description


Can Nobunaga's face just be ripped off and it's John Madden?
— Pat
Use the fifth pedal for your erection.
— Pat
I'm glad I'm not thinking about what you guys are thinking about.
— Maximilian
Woolie, why do you hate England so much?
— Pat
It takes a real native speaker to really fuck up their own language.
— Pat
I like the idea of these Rock 'Em Sock 'Em pirates next to this Westworld Jack Sparrow.
— Woolie
I hope if a new Virtua Fighter comes out..
— Pat
It won't.
— Matt
Just like Pat, I'm very excited for Dead or Alive 6.
— Matt
CrankyConstruct has a birthday?
— Simmons
Yep. He was born.
— Matt
You're gonna have the garbage food you cook in a shoe, because you're too lazy, delivered to you? You sack of shit.
— Pat
Matt is the man who seeks out the Denny's. He knows.
— Pat
If you're gonna put junk, why would you put junk that's barely above a blue waffle on there?
— Simmons
Usually our guests don't remember the e-mail address. Thanks for remembering, Matt.
— Pat
What is it like 'Yeah, Okay.' and 'Yeah, Okay.' with your dick out? What are the choices?
— Pat
If there's DLC butthole taint, that's gonna be godlike.
— Maximilian

Letter Time Edit

Q: Final Fantasy XIV has given me a tendency to mash buttons. This is effecting my fighting game skills. How do I fix it? from Justin

  • Pat: Go back to FF14 and unlearn your mash problem.
  • Woolie: Stay calm and be patient.
  • Maximilian: Go play Phantasy Star Online.

Q: Do you prefer short precise spell animations in games or long bombastic ones? from Kyo

  • Matt: Full, long animations should play out when the spell is going to kill the enemy.
  • Pat: Dragon's Dogma has some of the best long spell animations I've ever seen. A spell's length should be balanced out by the rarity of the spell.
  • Woolie: Final Fantasy XV has some great ones. Long spells are fine if you can skip them.
  • Simmons: It depends on what kind of RPG you're talking about.

Q: If you could have front row seats to any fighting game tournament, what would you watch, knowing you're immune to collateral damage? from Unkown

  • Matt: King of Iron Fist Tournament.
  • Pat: King of Fighters 2002
  • Woolie: Marvel vs. Capcom, which is a stupid answer because it's not a tournament. Capcom Vs SNK 2.
  • Maximilian: Ultra-tech sponsored tournament from Killer Instinct.
  • Simmons: Killer Instinct.

Zaibatsu Watch Edit

  • Matt, Pat, and Woolie: Mostly stuff we talked about throughout the podcast but also For Honor.
  • Maximilian: Nioh, Final Fantasy XV 60 FPS patch, and Injustice 2 beta.
  • Simmons: All the Zelda games and Nier Automata.

Trivia Edit