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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven

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Game JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven
Episodes 22
Original Run Jul 24, 2016 - Sep 17, 2016
Controller Woolie
“I knew that I was always gonna have this problem, but I'm completely unable to mentally separate Enrico Pucci from Poochy the Dog.” — Pat

Pat and Woolie's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven is a full Let's Play in which Pat and Woolie go on a fabulous, bizarre adventure where they both travel throughout multiple dimensions in the JoJo universe, fighting British Vampire God and throwing balls on horses.

About[]

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— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Eyes of Heaven Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

Yeah, gotta get closer. I can't see without my gwasses
Matt
How long can you handle Creepy Anime Bullshit?
Liam
You've forgotten one thing... I also like Creepy Anime Bullshit.
Matt
I was hoping for someone cool, but we Fugo.
Woolie
We already know that in alternate universes we have thirty six Cars on the moon and Beyonds.
Woolie
Aw shut up with the Beyonds. That's so not canon.
Pat
It always blew my mind that Joseph is such a dyed in the wool piece of shit that within about ten seconds of being brought back to fucking life, he will troll his grandson.
Pat
You can do it, Jotaro. You can beat up this adorable Boston Terrier. I'm not sure why you would do that, though.
Pat
I love you, Joseph. Can you be my grandpa?
Pat
You want grandpa cheating on your grandma? Is that what you want? You gotta get the whole package when you get him.
Woolie
Do I get a really cool uncle out of this?
Pat
I could get used to making love to slimy frog people.
Woolie
We're gonna hang out in bed all day and talk about the world. You down? And Pucci's like, 'I'm so down.'
Woolie
I knew that I was always gonna have this problem, but I'm completely unable to mentally separate Enrico Pucci from Poochy the Dog.
Pat
I'm trying to say, that if he wanted to, Jesus could have crushed mad puss.
Woolie
Kneel at Jesus' dick.
Woolie
Woolie, church is not Naruto.
Pat
Your salvation is not anime.
Woolie
Sometimes you gotta tap out because it gets predictable and the writing sucks.
Woolie about religion
I bet Dio loves the idea of someone on his team that doesn't want to have sex with him.
Pat
Araki just jerks off to pop culture.
Woolie
So what you're saying is the Nazis stood on the right side of history?
Pat
Jo-rotary phone.
Pat
I saw somebody say something the other day that made me want to shoot my own dick off and it was, 'How nuts is it that GT is a better follow up than fucking Super?'.
Pat
What about a parallel reality where the dirty deeds are not cheap?
Woolie
This is super interesting. You're younger than your daughter right now.
Woolie
Hot? No.
Pat
No. Also, she's super not his type.
Woolie
What's a Pillar Man gang bang look like? It looks like a big blob of arms and legs.
Pat
How many dinosaurs can attack you...
Woolie
In the stopped time?
Pat
I kicked a dog. It was awesome. My dick grew three sizes that day.
Pat as Phantom Blood Dio
We're watching a man discover himself sexually.
Woolie
Over the course of thirty years?
Pat
What's it feel like to drink the piss of eight Joestars, pissing into your little breathing straw?
Woolie

Trivia[]

  • The intro sequence, which was also used as the teaser video, was made by Thomas Truong.
  • The music played during the intro is a modified version of "Jotaro Kujo Battle" from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven, called "Friends of Justice" made by Thomas Truong.
  • In the intro, Liam's Stand is listed as The WOOLD; with its ability being "Cheap Boss Character". Matt's Stand is Star Patinum; with its ability being "Eternal Diarrhea".
  • Matt explained on his stream that he originally wanted to be included in the LP too, but didn't want to get spoiled on the manga since the game covers all of it.

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