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Just Cause 3

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Game Just Cause 3
Season 10
Episode 9
Length 14:49
Upload Date Jan 3, 2016; Jan 9, 2017 (re-upload)
Controller Matt, Pat
Previous Xenoblade Chronicles X
Next Yakuza 5
“If you don't blow up the whole island the ring will dissolve and you'll be married.” — Pat

New Super Best Friends Play Just Cause 3 is a Machinima episode in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie use their grappling hooks, Latino tinge, and frictionless debris to liberate people from their country of constantly exploding vehicles and non-stop villainy.

About[]

Matt, Pat, and Woolie are playing this new sandbox game by Square-Enix. Why? Just cuz.
— Website description

Quotes[]

If Woolie didn't test this game then why is he here?
— Pat
Just cause.
— Matt
I gotta destroy it. Why?
— Matt
I fucking swear.. I swear to god!
— Woolie
Take this mother Earth! Mankind is tired of you.
— Matt
That's why we built planes.
— Woolie
Attack on Titan, eat your shit out.
— Pat
Build your Brandon Heat level.
— Woolie
Build up your Eddie Guerrero level, which is basically like blood tinge.
— Matt
Did you see that? The helicopter teleported right in front of me.
— Matt
Yeah, it's one of those Spanish helicopters.
— Pat
Y'know, dying is just a way of rebelling against life anyway.
— Woolie
This Coke has just the slight after taste of amniotic fluid.
— Pat
Man, you can use this umbilical cord as a straw.
— Matt
If Woolie was with that woman he'd imagine her anime backstory and get off on it.
— Matt
If you don't blow up the whole island the ring will dissolve and you'll be married.
— Pat
Then you'll have to crush that puss.
— Woolie
There's some video on Netflix that just says, 'Carmen Electra's Pound Hour', and I was like, 'Hmm. Hmm. Y'know, I'll give it a watch.', and it's just some fucking exercise video.
— Matt
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