New Super Best Friends Play
Just Cause 3
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Game | Just Cause 3 |
Season | 10 |
Episode | 9 |
Length | 14:49 |
Upload Date | Jan 3, 2016; Jan 9, 2017 (re-upload) |
Controller | Matt, Pat |
Previous | Xenoblade Chronicles X |
Next | Yakuza 5 |
“If you don't blow up the whole island the ring will dissolve and you'll be married.” — Pat
New Super Best Friends Play Just Cause 3 is a Machinima episode in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie use their grappling hooks, Latino tinge, and frictionless debris to liberate people from their country of constantly exploding vehicles and non-stop villainy.
About[]
- “Matt, Pat, and Woolie are playing this new sandbox game by Square-Enix. Why? Just cuz.”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “If Woolie didn't test this game then why is he here?”
- — Pat
- “Just cause.”
- — Matt
- “I gotta destroy it. Why?”
- — Matt
- “I fucking swear.. I swear to god!”
- — Woolie
- “Take this mother Earth! Mankind is tired of you.”
- — Matt
- “That's why we built planes.”
- — Woolie
- “Attack on Titan, eat your shit out.”
- — Pat
- “Build your Brandon Heat level.”
- — Woolie
- “Build up your Eddie Guerrero level, which is basically like blood tinge.”
- — Matt
- “Did you see that? The helicopter teleported right in front of me.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, it's one of those Spanish helicopters.”
- — Pat
- “Y'know, dying is just a way of rebelling against life anyway.”
- — Woolie
- “This Coke has just the slight after taste of amniotic fluid.”
- — Pat
- “Man, you can use this umbilical cord as a straw.”
- — Matt
- “If Woolie was with that woman he'd imagine her anime backstory and get off on it.”
- — Matt
- “If you don't blow up the whole island the ring will dissolve and you'll be married.”
- — Pat
- “Then you'll have to crush that puss.”
- — Woolie
- “There's some video on Netflix that just says, 'Carmen Electra's Pound Hour', and I was like, 'Hmm. Hmm. Y'know, I'll give it a watch.', and it's just some fucking exercise video.”
- — Matt