Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon


Kholat Title
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Game Kholat
Controller Pat
Length 41:35
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“C'mon Russia, get good. Get roads.” — Matt

Kholat is the eighth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon special.

About Edit

Spooky Fact - I'm pretty sure Sean Bean must be the grim reaper disguised under the mortal coil of a handsome British man. How else could he have survived death so many times?
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat go to Russia. There, they discuss Canadian politics, run away from Vigo,

Quotes Edit

Matt, where'd you find this?
— Pat
Found this on the internet, on Steam.
— Matt
Maybe if I keep running into this infinite snowstorm, everything will be fine.
— Pat
Man, you know we're scraping the bottom when we're talking about Canadian politics.
— Matt
... 'and at the bottom I'm the only one waiting for you.' is a good fuckin' line. I should send Bless - I should send him a letter that says that.
— Matt
Stupid rock, quit flappin' in the breeze.
— Pat
C'mon Russia, get good. Get roads.
— Matt
I don't have time for interesting or unique games, I have to play my Call of Duties.
— Pat
I'll scamper all through that hole, man.
— Pat
Hey, it's that Stand from JoJo!
— Matt, upon finding a radio tower
That mountain's like, giving birth.
— Pat
Yeah, mountains do that on occassion.
— Matt

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