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Killer Is Dead

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Game Killer Is Dead
Episodes 14
Combined Length 7:34:14
Original Run Sep 1, 2013 - Oct 5, 2013
Controller Matt & Pat
“We're playing this from jail!” — Matt


Killer Is Dead is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat dive in the crazy world of Suda 51's latest game; a world of evil moon and Daft Punk where nothing is explained.


About Edit

YOOOO! The Tuxedo Mask character action game? SIGN US THE FUCK UP!
— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Killer Is Dead Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

I like young girls!
Pat
Sometimes I can tell the difference between a lady's leg and a dick. I know you can't.
Matt, to Pat
Tehe! I'm gonna go fuck my motorcycle.
Pat
Shove it down your throat! The cupcake, I mean.
Pat
Onwards to weird shit!
Pat
That caribou is just absorbing her murderous intent.
Pat
Remember when Neil Armstrong was like "I'm gonna go to the moon"?
Pat
Yo, Neil Armstrong died.... sucks
Matt
...way to be a huge downer!
Pat
He was the original 'The Fury'.
Matt
Quick! Mash her ass!
Pat
If your girlfriend looks like something from 'The Thing' you might wanna rethink your life choices.
Matt
Go to the K.I.D. tips! I need tips on kids!
Pat
Look at these lightsaber candles!
Pat
No, they're big purple dil...
Matt
No, Shut up! They're lasers!
Pat
That looks like a face hugger eating his dick!
Pat
I need pictures of Spider-Man's dick!
Matt (as J. Jonah Jameson)
Seductive Vampire Mondo Girls Four sounds like something on Zone Archive. Not that I know what Zone Archive is.
Matt
It's like if Liam were born as a unicorn pony thing.
Matt
I'm convincing myself to do crack!
Pat
I've got the magic fingers, girl.
Matt
Anchorman X Aliens
Pat
I call my dick Soul Calibur.
Matt
I call mine Soul Edge.
Pat
It's got a big gross eyeball!
Matt
Yeah it does.
Pat
His lifestyle is determining his death style!
Pat
He played football and killed a guy
Matt, about Woolie
We're not supposed to talk about that!
Pat
It's very unclear.
Matt and Pat
It's somehow less misogynistic than usual.
Pat
Pat loves fisting guys until they explode
Matt
She's not looking! Stare it her tits! Do it!
Pat
His execution will be long and sloppy
Matt
Woolie came over last night, and now I'm itchy all over.
Matt
Like when you're just jerking around in the environment.
Pat
Liam is the flower, and then they have sex with you.
Matt
I love it when homeless people buy drugs.
Pat
It warms the heart.
Matt
That's a lot of hubris Matt. I didn't know you liked hubris so much.
Pat
This should have been called 'Butt Cutters'.
Matt
Forget that shit, here comes Mondo!
Matt
They go 'Baaa', and you just wanna punch their stupid fucking faces in!
Pat, on goats
There is this line, between hotness and shut you fucking mouth, that you are rapidly approaching.
Pat
Because Kentucky Fried Chicken is from another universe.
Matt
We didn't fuck it up that time like we fuck it up every other time.
Pat
Is it a duel with our genitals? With clashes and parries and stuff?
Pat
What's going on with this couch? Is Scott Steiner in here?
Pat
Look at all the goodies hanging out near their butts.
Pat
And Woolie's like, 'No, I am your father.', and I'm like, 'Noooooo!'
Matt

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