Two Best Friends Play
Killer Is Dead
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Game | Killer Is Dead |
Episodes | 14 |
Combined Length | 7:34:14 |
Original Run | Sep 1, 2013 - Oct 5, 2013 |
Controller | Matt & Pat |
“We're playing this from jail!” — Matt
Killer Is Dead is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat dive in the crazy world of Suda 51's latest game; a world of evil moon and Daft Punk where nothing is explained.
About[]
- “YOOOO! The Tuxedo Mask character action game? SIGN US THE FUCK UP!”
- — Playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Killer Is Dead Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “I like young girls!”
- — Pat
- “Sometimes I can tell the difference between a lady's leg and a dick. I know you can't.”
- — Matt, to Pat
- “Tehe! I'm gonna go fuck my motorcycle.”
- — Pat
- “Shove it down your throat! The cupcake, I mean.”
- — Pat
- “Onwards to weird shit!”
- — Pat
- “That caribou is just absorbing her murderous intent.”
- — Pat
- “Remember when Neil Armstrong was like "I'm gonna go to the moon"?”
- — Pat
- “Yo, Neil Armstrong died.... sucks”
- — Matt
- “...way to be a huge downer!”
- — Pat
- “He was the original 'The Fury'.”
- — Matt
- “Quick! Mash her ass!”
- — Pat
- “If your girlfriend looks like something from 'The Thing' you might wanna rethink your life choices.”
- — Matt
- “Go to the K.I.D. tips! I need tips on kids!”
- — Pat
- “Look at these lightsaber candles!”
- — Pat
- “No, they're big purple dil...”
- — Matt
- “No, Shut up! They're lasers!”
- — Pat
- “That looks like a face hugger eating his dick!”
- — Pat
- “I need pictures of Spider-Man's dick!”
- — Matt (as J. Jonah Jameson)
- “Seductive Vampire Mondo Girls Four sounds like something on Zone Archive. Not that I know what Zone Archive is.”
- — Matt
- “It's like if Liam were born as a unicorn pony thing.”
- — Matt
- “I'm convincing myself to do crack!”
- — Pat
- “I've got the magic fingers, girl.”
- — Matt
- “Anchorman X Aliens”
- — Pat
- “I call my dick Soul Calibur.”
- — Matt
- “I call mine Soul Edge.”
- — Pat
- “It's got a big gross eyeball!”
- — Matt
- “Yeah it does.”
- — Pat
- “His lifestyle is determining his death style!”
- — Pat
- “He played football and killed a guy”
- — Matt, about Woolie
- “We're not supposed to talk about that!”
- — Pat
- “It's very unclear.”
- — Matt and Pat
- “It's somehow less misogynistic than usual.”
- — Pat
- “Pat loves fisting guys until they explode”
- — Matt
- “She's not looking! Stare it her tits! Do it!”
- — Pat
- “His execution will be long and sloppy”
- — Matt
- “Woolie came over last night, and now I'm itchy all over.”
- — Matt
- “Like when you're just jerking around in the environment.”
- — Pat
- “Liam is the flower, and then they have sex with you.”
- — Matt
- “I love it when homeless people buy drugs.”
- — Pat
- “It warms the heart.”
- — Matt
- “That's a lot of hubris Matt. I didn't know you liked hubris so much.”
- — Pat
- “This should have been called 'Butt Cutters'.”
- — Matt
- “Forget that shit, here comes Mondo!”
- — Matt
- “They go 'Baaa', and you just wanna punch their stupid fucking faces in!”
- — Pat, on goats
- “There is this line, between hotness and shut you fucking mouth, that you are rapidly approaching.”
- — Pat
- “Because Kentucky Fried Chicken is from another universe.”
- — Matt
- “We didn't fuck it up that time like we fuck it up every other time.”
- — Pat
- “Is it a duel with our genitals? With clashes and parries and stuff?”
- — Pat
- “What's going on with this couch? Is Scott Steiner in here?”
- — Pat
- “Look at all the goodies hanging out near their butts.”
- — Pat
- “And Woolie's like, 'No, I am your father.', and I'm like, 'Noooooo!'”
- — Matt