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Shitstorm 2: The Shittening

Kuon

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Game Kuon
Controller Matt
Length 43:27
Next Night of the Sacrifice
Previous Outlast
“This is basically Dark Souls with ghosts.” — Pat

Kuon is the second episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 2: The Shittening special.

About[]

We delve deep into the creepy gravy boat folklore of ancient Japan.
— Video description

Description[]

In this episode, Matt and Pat exorcise some demons in feudal Japan. In the process of doing so, they compare the game to Dark Souls, argue about the Sailor Scouts, fight ghosts, use a gravy boat as an ink ribbon, and cast spells on Godzilla ghosts.

Quotes[]

Everything good comes in buckets.
— Pat
Fuckin' Aang's the worst.
— Matt
I really didn't expect this to have a spell system similar to Dark Souls.
— Pat
This is basically Dark Souls with ghosts.
— Pat
No, not gravy on the titties!
— Pat
How can my big brother possibly be this ghostlike.
— Matt
This is Resident Evil: Dark Souls: Ghost Edition.
— Pat
The gravy boat is an ink ribbon.
— Pat
Yo Fujiwara, your mansion's bullshit.
— Pat
Tactical ghost combat.
— Matt
It appears to be meat. And he's spewing meat juice.
— Pat
I can't believe we've gotten to the point in survival horror is just meat.
— Matt
Just put your ankles deep into meat man.
— Pat
Kuon we don't speak your language!
— Matt
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