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L.A. Noire

LA Noire
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Game L.A. Noire
Season 2
Episode 6
Length 9:28
Upload Date May 23, 2011
Controller Pat
Previous Super Nintendo
Next Punch-Out!!
“You'll be spending forty years to life in the big house, lady, unless I see them titties!” — Matt


Two Best Friends Play: L.A. Noire is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat check out them gams, contaminate crime scenes, mess with dead bodies, and play their parts as perverse old-timey cops before earning commendations for yelling at women.

AboutEdit

I’M OFFICER PHELPS, WHAT’D YOU SEE? DID YOU KILL HIM? WE FOUND THIS GUN!!!!
— Website description

Quotes Edit

Them gams is just givin' me the vapors!
— Pat
This bottle is not the murder weapon.
— Pat
That would be really awkward to drink out of, I think. Y'know, every time you go to drink it's like, oh no, there's BULLETS IN THIS FUCKING GUN!
— Pat
You just go to this guy's house and beat the living crap out of him!
— Matt
Hey, listen, Phelps, you go in there and you yell the shit out of that girl. If she comes out in tears, I'm gonna give you a commendation.
— Matt
Man, I love commendations for yelling at women!
— Pat
Man I hope I never get shot cause I heard, this lady tells me, it looks like it hurts.
— Pat
Who did it, who killed him!?
— Matt
Where's Scarecrow!?
— Pat
I know when bitches be lyin'.
— Pat
Look at my detailed face, officer! Can't you see my emotions?
— Matt
Don't drop the soap, fuckah!
— Matt

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