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L.A. Noire

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Game L.A. Noire
Original Run May 4, 2016 -
Controller Woolie
“I wish the war had never ended. I'd rather be shot at than eat this fucking casserole.” — Pat


Super Best Friends Play L.A. Noire is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie have the gumption to violently murder every criminal they meet and still sleep soundly at night, just like a morally righteous defender of the law would.


AboutEdit

— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the L.A. Noire (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

There's a black person that got shot here, so if you find a note that says, 'I hate black people!', he can certainly pick it up and go, 'Worthless.'.
Matt
I wouldn't be a good cop, I'd be a good Law & Order cop.
Woolie
The Japs love sixty frames per second.
Matt
They do. I do too.
Pat
And fifty percent gumption. One-hundred percent reason to remember your function.
Matt
Fiddle with all his shit.
Matt
Just go through his pockets.
Pat
Flick his dicky a little bit.
Matt
Find if you can use any of his condoms.
Pat
Look at his hands.
Matt
Look at his butt.
Pat
Never stop.
Matt
Look honey, I bought you a new knife set you can fucking stab yourself with, you fucking harpy. Why'd I come home from the fucking war? I wish the war had never ended. I'd rather be shot at than eat this fucking casserole.
Pat
It's overly cheery, so it makes you feel like creepy robots are singing it. Like, 'Everything is happy. Everything is good. Don't worry 'cause the horror's coming to kill you, if you don't know.'.
Matt about 50's music
We have tattoos on our arms that say, 'Poochy Woof Woof'.
Woolie
Gonna fuck a pig like a UK politician.
Woolie
Till it explodes? In your car?
Pat
Y'know, this is a twenty hour game. We're gonna stop doing the voice.
Matt about the 40's accent
You think that.
Pat, in a 40's accent
I'm sure there's some British thing we did the whole thing for.
Pat
Well, like a Machinima episode, but that doesn't count.
Matt
Yeah, 'cause that's real easy to cut down the parts where we're not Britishing.
Pat
Yeah, or funny. There's a lot of that I have to cut.
Matt
It could suck start a leaf blower.
Matt
Something about a little boy's ass.
Woolie
I worry about how well Woolie takes to this form of power.
Pat
Yeah, 'cause he's usually at the other end of it.
Matt
Once again, stealing a flag as comeuppance for butt-fucking.
Woolie
Okay, we've got a husband who beats his wife, a wife that cheats on him, gambles their money, wants to start a business another guy and he has a suspicious amount of life insurance.
Pat
Don't forget the death knife!
Matt
You move faster when you're guilty.
Pat
I hope if I die, my horrible photos get all over.
Pat
Butthole first?
Woolie
Yeah. This is where the explosion happened.
Pat

Trivia Edit

  • The intro was made by Mothman.
  • The music used for the title card is "Main Theme" from L.A. Noire.
  • The original L.A. Noire episode was released during the second season of the Machinima series

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