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L.A. Noire
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| Game | L.A. Noire |
| Original Run | May 4, 2016 - |
| Controller | Woolie |
“I wish the war had never ended. I'd rather be shot at than eat this fucking casserole.” — Pat
Super Best Friends Play L.A. Noire is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie have the gumption to violently murder every criminal they meet and still sleep soundly at night, just like a morally righteous defender of the law would.
About
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- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the L.A. Noire (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.
Quotes
- “There's a black person that got shot here, so if you find a note that says, 'I hate black people!', he can certainly pick it up and go, 'Worthless.'.”
- — Matt
- “I wouldn't be a good cop, I'd be a good Law & Order cop.”
- — Woolie
- “The Japs love sixty frames per second.”
- — Matt
- “They do. I do too.”
- — Pat
- “And fifty percent gumption. One-hundred percent reason to remember your function.”
- — Matt
- “Fiddle with all his shit.”
- — Matt
- “Just go through his pockets.”
- — Pat
- “Flick his dicky a little bit.”
- — Matt
- “Find if you can use any of his condoms.”
- — Pat
- “Look at his hands.”
- — Matt
- “Look at his butt.”
- — Pat
- “Never stop.”
- — Matt
- “Look honey, I bought you a new knife set you can fucking stab yourself with, you fucking harpy. Why'd I come home from the fucking war? I wish the war had never ended. I'd rather be shot at than eat this fucking casserole.”
- — Pat
- “It's overly cheery, so it makes you feel like creepy robots are singing it. Like, 'Everything is happy. Everything is good. Don't worry 'cause the horror's coming to kill you, if you don't know.'.”
- — Matt about 50's music
- “We have tattoos on our arms that say, 'Poochy Woof Woof'.”
- — Woolie
- “Gonna fuck a pig like a UK politician.”
- — Woolie
- “Till it explodes? In your car?”
- — Pat
- “Y'know, this is a twenty hour game. We're gonna stop doing the voice.”
- — Matt about the 40's accent
- “You think that.”
- — Pat, in a 40's accent
- “I'm sure there's some British thing we did the whole thing for.”
- — Pat
- “Well, like a Machinima episode, but that doesn't count.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, 'cause that's real easy to cut down the parts where we're not Britishing.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, or funny. There's a lot of that I have to cut.”
- — Matt
- “It could suck start a leaf blower.”
- — Matt
- “Something about a little boy's ass.”
- — Woolie
- “I worry about how well Woolie takes to this form of power.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, 'cause he's usually at the other end of it.”
- — Matt
- “Once again, stealing a flag as comeuppance for butt-fucking.”
- — Woolie
- “Okay, we've got a husband who beats his wife, a wife that cheats on him, gambles their money, wants to start a business another guy and he has a suspicious amount of life insurance.”
- — Pat
- “Don't forget the death knife!”
- — Matt
- “You move faster when you're guilty.”
- — Pat
- “I hope if I die, my horrible photos get all over.”
- — Pat
- “Butthole first?”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah. This is where the explosion happened.”
- — Pat
Trivia
- The intro was made by Mothman.
- The music used for the title card is "Main Theme" from L.A. Noire.
- The original L.A. Noire episode was released during the second season of the Machinima series
Gallery
Phelps' death from part five
Phelps apprehending a suspect from part seven