Rustlemania 2: SuperBrawl Saturday III

Legends of Wrestling

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Game Legends of Wrestling
Length 29:58
Winner Pat
Previous Funaki Hybrid Wrestler
Next Wrestlemania XIX (STEINERMANIA)
“It's the new generation of old guys that are dead.” — Matt

Legends of Wrestling is the seventeenth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania 2: SuperBrawl Saturday III special.


"FEED ME MORE! FEED ME MORE! Will any of these dusty old wrestling skeletons get off their saggy assholes and feed me kitty food?"
— Video Description


Matt and Pat update everyone on which of their favorite classic wrestlers are legitimately dead, struggle to stop doing power bombs, begin their conquest of Texas, and get rustled by Hulk Hogans meatloaf abs.


It's the new generation of old guys that are dead.
— Matt
Sabu is not dead. Sabu has survived one-hundred deaths.
— Pat
So that's a pretty dead stable.
— Matt
Well, Jerry's technically still alive.
— Pat
Oh yeah, I'm the strongest.
— Pat
But I've got the ten inch cock!
— Matt
No wrestler has ever run this fast.
— Pat
No one. Especially not these two guys.
— Matt
If we are the super legends, then why are we playing this show in a high school gym?
— Pat
Trish was gonna take off all of her clothes and Stevie Richards would run out with a big sign like, 'No, you can't see these titties.'.
— Pat
Fight the Texan champion, Brett 'The Hitman' Hart, from Texas.
— Pat
You can tell he's getting angrier because he's getting more orange.
— Pat about Taz
What is wrong with his torso? It's fucking disgusting. It's like a bunch of meatloaf.
— Matt

Jimmies' Status Edit

Matt - [X]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Pat - [X]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Woolie - Not Present

Liam' - Not Present



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