Matt & Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness

Lone Survivor

Lone Survivor
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Game Lone Survivor
Controller Matt
Length 36:07
Next Haunting Ground
Previous F.E.A.R. 2
“Salty but solid.” — Pat
“That's what your mom said about me last night!” — Matt

Lone Survivor is the ninth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness special.

About Edit

Matt and Pat try and survive by their lonesome!
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat hide from night and day terrors. Along the way, they sleep all day, explore Woolie's fridge, enter vaginal holes, eat crispy squid sticks, attend beatnik parties, eat pills, talk to Solid Snake, and troll zombies with rotten meat.

Quotes Edit

I will be the lonest survivor.
— Matt
Let's survive alone... together.
— Pat
I might as well go through this vaginal hole in the wall....
— Matt
What could possibly be in Woolie's gross fridge?
— Matt
S.D. Perry ruined my life with Caliban Cove.
— Pat
I kind a feel like I'm gonna puke but I'm filled up!
— Pat
There's probably a bunch of perfume-scented dildos in it....
— Pat
Listen bruh, we need to calm down and pre-order Halo 4.
— Matt
Survival horror. The true terror is beatniks.
— Pat
Eat all the pills!
— Pat
That's a zambambo.
— Matt
— Matt and Patt

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