Rustlemania 15

Luche Libre AAA Heroes Del Ring

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Game Luche Libre AAA Heroes Del Ring
Length 30:11
Winner Pat
Previous WWF Smackdown 2: Know Your Role!
Next WCW Thunder
“Salty Juans.” — Pat

Luche Libre AAA Heroes Del Ring is the fifteenth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania special.


Did you know? Zubaz's rustling career started in Mexico!
— Video Description


In this episode, Matt, Pat, and Woolie fight as Mexican wrestlers known as "luchadores" in this game produced by the Japanese company Konami. First, in story mode as Zubaz, they clawed their way through the ranks while paying respects to the greatest Mexican wrestler ever, Mother Theresa. Then Pat's character, Inigo Montoya, defeated La Parka and Mexican Kane in a slow paced triple threat match for the ages.

Quotes Edit

Well Lucha Libre was invented by Jack Black, historically.
— Woolie
Watch it like pans up and it's gonna be that chihuahua from Taco Bell.
— Matt
Zubaz, you're the gift that keeps on giving.
— Pat
It's a little known fact that in Mexico all public officials are required to be luchadors.
— Pat
He's got The Ultimate Warrior's face on his asshole!
— Matt
One ball is yin, one ball is yang.
— Woolie
The kids are down with lucha libre!
— Matt as Tour Guide Nixon
He just drew marker to give himself abs! I do that!
— Matt
Mexican wrestling is just this amazing transcendental event where people go to see people fight Satan.
— Pat
“'How will we get through this year?' Don't worry, La Parka will beat up Beelzebub.
— Pat as a Mexican wrestling fan
That's one of the bosses from Deus Ex!.
— Matt on Electroshock
That is the most metal wrestler I have ever seen in my life.
— Pat on Electroshock
Snap his shit!
— Pat
Oh, he wears those novelty contacts that goth girls like.
— Pat on Chessman
There are watermelons and drugs in those crates.
— Pat
— Woolie

Jimmies' Status Edit

Matt - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled

Pat - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled

Woolie - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled


  • The intro music is "Booyaka 619" by P.O.D., Rey Mysterio's theme song.
  • The outro song is "Blood" by Jim Johston, the entrance music for Gangrel.

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