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Mafia III

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Game Maifa III
Length 23:08
Upload Date Nov 10, 2016
Controller Godzilla
Previous Scarface: The World Is Yours
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“He's Blaster McMassive and he has his special move, 'The Lariat Tubman'.” — Matt


Mafia III is a Cryme Tyme episode in which Matt and Woolie learn that family is not who you're born into, it's who you die for. Also, apparently the name Godzilla was used to refer to 'large, black men' in the 60's.


AboutEdit

When you feel a crime's about to happen, don't worry! Just do some COUNTER-CRIME to stop it! It's a perfect system!
— Video description

Quotes Edit

All I know is this one got black. It got bliggity-black.
— Woolie
Hey, Not Morgan Freeman.
— Matt
Forgan Memen.
— Woolie
If you could win one military award in your life, what would it be? You can choose.
— Matt
The Purple Heart is what people tend to want to go for.
— Woolie
I would win, like, Most Cowardly. He ran away from everything but he's alive.
— Matt
“'Is that an Iron Cross?'. No, it's a Plus Bravery.
— Matt
He's Blaster McMassive and he has his special move, 'The Lariat Tubman'.
— Matt
British Gangsters, they'll kill you and kill your family but they'll obey all the traffic laws.
— Matt
Am I gonna be crafting in the deep south?
— Woolie
You have committed so many crimes in so little time.
— Woolie
You are now the top of the black leaderboards.
— Matt
You gotta commit some church crimes, Lincoln.
— Woolie
Eye drop tattoo. Teardrop, 'scuse me.
— Woolie
No, no, shut up. Eye drop tattoo.
— Matt
The eye dropper tool.
— Woolie
Yeah, no, she's part of teh Visine family.
— Matt
You'll never stop their cock-sucking business. They suck fifty cocks a day, and if you shut that down, the entire city goes down.
— Matt
That was one of the limpest explosions I've seen since last night.
— Matt

TriviaEdit

  • The code for this game was provided by 2K Games.

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