Two Best Friends Play:
Man Vs Wild
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Game | Man Vs Wild |
Episodes | 8 |
Combined Length | 4:02:44 |
Original Run | Apr 5, 2013 - Apr 25, 2013 |
Controller | Matt and Pat |
“I'm now wet and ready to go.” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play Man Vs Wild is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat struggle to survive, avoid getting their dicks bitten, and do crazy Tony Hawk jump spins, all while drinking their own urine.
About[]
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- — Playlist descripiton
See the individual episode descriptions at the Man Vs Wild (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Now if I'm in the Rockies, I know which sheep to fuck!”
- — Pat
- “Help me, spirits of the Queen!”
- — Pat
- “Did you know you can find tons of women in the wild?”
- — Pat
- “What a piece of shit has a boat with his logo on it. Look at this piece of shit.”
- — Pat
- “I could drink deer feces! I have before!”
- — Matt
- “Screen tearing occurs naturally in the wild.”
- — Matt
- “Banjo Kazooie had fucking glowing orbs!”
- — Pat
- “If it looks like a gator, it's a gator.”
- — Pat
- “I remember you fridge! I love you!”
- — Pat
- “Snapping turtles are motherfuckers; they are so beast.”
- — Pat
- “I'm feeling the spirit of adventure you guys!”
- — Pat
- “Yo Shawshank, get over here!”
- — Pat
- “Look at all that adventure. Are you ready for the adventure Matt?”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, like that time Liam burnt down that cancer ward.”
- — Pat
- “I have one food.”
- — Pat
- “I'm getting icicles on my burnt nuts.”
- — Pat
- “Suck my dick quicksand!”
- — Pat
- “I'm gonna cut the sun!”
- — Matt
- “Bear Grylls our lord and saviour, please defend us from this hellish deserted island of idealistic paradise.”
- — Pat
- “I'll just pee in your dad's corpse.”
- — Matt
- “It's important to throw up little and often.”
- — Matt
- “This game cheated me out of my coconuts!”
- — Pat
- “Every single thing in this game is just dive bombing your dick all day!”
- — Pat
- “Oh, there's mutliple dick-annihilating fish, is what you're saying. Radical!”
- — Pat
- “Just fuck the planet.”
- — Pat
- “I'm gonna go fuck this cat.”
- — Pat
- “I don't even know what I'm talking about and I know what I'm talking about.”
- — Matt
- “Way to just shit on my enthusiasm, nature.”
- — Pat
- “Gray Fox!”
- — Matt
- “Stop the Earth I want to get off.”
- — Matt
- “Aww, you didn't get to kill yourself!”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- This is the third full let's play in which Matt and Patt play a game that they played in a previous Machinima episode, the other two being Heavy Rain and Way of the Samurai 4.