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Marc Eckō's Getting Up - Contents Under Pressure

Getting Up Title
Watch this series on YouTube
Game Marc Eckō's Getting Up - Contents Under Pressure
Episodes 23
Combined Length 11:05:33
Original Run Aug 15, 2017 - Oct 25, 2017
Controller Matt
“If Pat was a toy, he'd be a Rubik's cube. A square that wants colors to stay on their own side.” — Woolie

Best Friends Play Marc Eckō's Getting Up - Contents Under Pressure is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Woolie dust off their art degrees and educate the streets about real tagging and the elements of hip hop.

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Quotes[]

What are the elements of hip hop? Name them.
Matt
Uhhh, we got Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash...
Woolie
Why have points when you can have rep?
Woolie
I'll fucking masturbate to Rosario Dawson's voice.
Matt
Here's that nice early white music to make sure people don't feel isolated.
Woolie
Oh god, I feel so much better.
Matt
I'm so hip hop, I'll tag over my own tag.
Matt
Goddamn, look at you, EB Games employee.
Woolie
If Pat was a toy, he'd be a Rubik's cube. A square that wants colors to stay on their own side.
Woolie
After this, we gotta go to the Canadian Tire mission and buy more paint, and make it look like it's not for suspicious purposes because they keep it locked up and they don't sell it to hoodlums.
Woolie
You thought you could but you can't, Rembrandt.
Woolie
That's a no-no, van Gogh.
Woolie
Like a boss, Alex Ross.
Woolie
Fat Albert's the start of hip hop, if you think about it.
Matt
I definitely wanna see some more mid-combo tags though. I wanna see, like, faces getting sprayed up.
Woolie
Sprayed up. Faces getting srayed up. Noses under pressure.
Matt
Yeah, man. Like, flipping open a sharpie and using, and stabbing a guy in the eye with it.
Woolie
Awww. Why'd you have to make it all violent.
Matt
Trane is like the Jim Davis of graffiti.
Matt
He's the Mocha Force.
Woolie
What about people who worship Dippin' Dots?
Woolie
If you have a conceal carry license and someone just comes up and pushes you, you can't then pull your gun out and blow them away because you got pushed.
Woolie
I don't like getting pushed.
Matt
The Mud Force? What the fuck are you talking about? Why would you say that?
Woolie
Super Soakers are in themselves are crazy technology that aliens have yet to reproduce.
Matt
Who are you crushing on right now?
Matt
... No one in this room.
Woolie
I wasn't asking for validation.
Matt
Who says you should keep your kids off the pole?
Woolie
Grandma always said, 'Blood spatter is God's graffiti.'.
Woolie
For my Lulu on my Deviantart? Yes, I would kill for that.
Matt
Bulbous, I would use to describe that man.
Matt
Pregnant.
Woolie
Fucking made out for hours with that lovely pitbull.
Matt
Remember that tag you did of you peeing on a bunch of Funko Pops?
Woolie
You can't be a better persona and also promote cannibalism, P Diddy.
Matt
What are the other elements?
Matt
Of fighting games?
Woolie
One of them, that some people have forgot, is Arcade Mode.
Matt
Tupac had sex with no one. He's pure.
Matt
You've tagged God!
Woolie
Just like your dad. A two bit thug. 'Nah, I'm like an eight bit thug. What?'.
Woolie
7/11 was an inside job.
Woolie

True Elements of Hip Hop[]

Element Episode Declared by
Fluttershy Part one Woolie
Rainbow Dash Part one Woolie
Glue Gunning Part one Woolie and Matt
3D Printing Part one Matt
The ghost of MLK Part two Woolie
The ghost of Proof Part two Woolie
Fat Albert Part two Matt
Hot Glue Part two Woolie
Dakimakuras Part two Woolie
Tagging Part six Woolie
Dead Graffiti Artists Part six Woolie
Nathan Draking Part six Matt
The Ghost of Tag of Graffiti Part six Woolie
Desperately trying to get into a crew Part six Woolie
Not Fighting Game Community terms Part six Woolie
Hall Wugging Part twelve Woolie
Colt Butters Part twelve Matt
Jiggle Physics Part fifteen Woolie
The Golden Girls Part eighteen Woolie

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