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Super Best Friends Brawl:

Mario Kart

Mariokart
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Game Mario Kart 64, Mario Kart: Double Dash, Mario Kart Wii
Length 39:57
Upload Date Jan 30, 2013
Winner Matt
Next Power Stone 2
Previous Anarchy Reigns
“I'M SO FUCKING BUTTHURT OVER THESE FUCKING CHOMP CHOMPS!” — Pat


Super Best Friends Brawl - Mario Kart features Pat, Matt and Woolie racing around The Mushroom Kingdom to see who is the greatest kart racer of them all. Early leads are wiped out, Chomps tear up Pat's shit and confusing winners are crowned as the three guys figure out early on that "winning is losing" usually in Kart. Even though Matt wins, a sudden death battle mode duel is fought at the end between him, Pat and Woolie, with Woolie spoiling the overall win with a Battle Mode victory.

AboutEdit

Nintendo's sick death race is the grand stage in which this warriors will lay themselves bare. Bodies will be strewn all over the ground, shattered, like the pendelum of a clock long broken.
— Video Description

Quotes Edit

Animal murder is very tasteful.
— Woolie
TOAD EATS DICKS FOR MONEY.
— Pat
Losing is winning.
— Woolie
Why are we talking about Toad's dick?
— Matt
Man if Kirby was in this, he'd be in the back giving everyone fluff jobs.
— Pat
There was no salt recorded in history prior to the invention of Mario Kart.
— Pat
Woolie... was it as good for you as it was for me?
— Matt
THEY'RE ALWAYS DEAD CENTER IN THE FUCKING THING!
— Pat on Chomps
They're ginger seeking.
— Woolie
WHAT THE FUCK! I'M OFF THE VOID!?!?!
— Pat
GODDAMMIT DON'T SAY PEOPLE'S REAL NAMES! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
— Pat
OH MY GOD! I used three turbo mushrooms and it still couldn't get me out of that vagina!
— Matt
I've fell into Woolie's trap hole.
— Matt
Why am I first? I've done nothing to deserve this.
— Woolie

Trivia Edit

  • Plague of Gripes made a video based on this brawl, which can be seen here
  • Although Pat keeps referring to Chomps as "Chomp Chomps" their correct name is just "Chomps".
  • The music heard over the character select screen is "Groose's Theme" from Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.

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