Super Best Friends Play
Mass Effect: Andromeda
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Game | Mass Effect: Andromeda |
Season | 11 |
Episode | 12 |
Length | 16:24 |
Upload Date | Mar 24, 2017 |
Controller | Pat |
Previous | Horizon Zero Dawn |
Next | Prey |
“Oh, it's a mass of dark energy, even though dark energy has no mass.” — Pat
Super Best Friends Play Mass Effect: Andromeda is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat turn into Mr. Plinkett as they travel through space and fuck every sentient creature they can find in honor of their favorite Starfleet captain, Kathryn Janeway.
About[]
- “Pathfinder Baby Ryder must talk on a bold, pointless and poorly animated quest to...go...do something? Wait, what?”
- — Video description
Quotes[]
- “This just looks like he ate out like a green chick in the galaxy.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, it does look like that.”
- — Pat
- “Looks like he ate out a lot of alien races now.”
- — Matt
- “So this is before Mass Effect 3 because the Earth isn't on fire.”
- — Pat
- “But I thought it was, like a hundred years in the future.”
- — Matt
- “It is.”
- — Pat
- “No, from Mass Effect 3, I assume.”
- — Matt
- “It is.”
- — Pat
- “Alright, I'm gonna give up here.”
- — Matt
- “'Energy cloud' is like, the lazy man's version to say anything that Star Trek says.”
- — Matt
- “Space weather.”
- — Pat
- “No, they go like, 'temporal disturbance'.”
- — Matt
- “A tachyon burst localized in space.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, and that was just fucking 'Uh! Is weather bad!'.”
- — Matt
- “Oh, it's a mass of dark energy, even though dark energy has no mass.”
- — Pat
- “Imagine if Picard showed up on a planet and after two fire fights was like, 'Peace will never be an option.'.”
- — Pat
- “Uh, yeah, I can imagine that because it's most of the movies, you fucking idiot.”
- — Matt
- “I think anyone can ascertain that I've made it very clear that I have a very cursory knowledge, at best, of Mass Effect games, but I have to assume that all the dialogue in all of them is better than that.”
- — Matt