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Mass Effect: Andromeda

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Game Mass Effect: Andromeda
Season 11
Episode 12
Length 16:24
Upload Date Mar 24, 2017
Controller Pat
Previous Horizon Zero Dawn
Next Prey
“Oh, it's a mass of dark energy, even though dark energy has no mass.” — Pat

Super Best Friends Play Mass Effect: Andromeda is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat turn into Mr. Plinkett as they travel through space and fuck every sentient creature they can find in honor of their favorite Starfleet captain, Kathryn Janeway.

About[]

Pathfinder Baby Ryder must talk on a bold, pointless and poorly animated quest to...go...do something? Wait, what?
— Video description

Quotes[]

This just looks like he ate out like a green chick in the galaxy.
— Matt
Yeah, it does look like that.
— Pat
Looks like he ate out a lot of alien races now.
— Matt
So this is before Mass Effect 3 because the Earth isn't on fire.
— Pat
But I thought it was, like a hundred years in the future.
— Matt
It is.
— Pat
No, from Mass Effect 3, I assume.
— Matt
It is.
— Pat
Alright, I'm gonna give up here.
— Matt
“'Energy cloud' is like, the lazy man's version to say anything that Star Trek says.
— Matt
Space weather.
— Pat
No, they go like, 'temporal disturbance'.
— Matt
A tachyon burst localized in space.
— Pat
Yeah, and that was just fucking 'Uh! Is weather bad!'.
— Matt
Oh, it's a mass of dark energy, even though dark energy has no mass.
— Pat
Imagine if Picard showed up on a planet and after two fire fights was like, 'Peace will never be an option.'.
— Pat
Uh, yeah, I can imagine that because it's most of the movies, you fucking idiot.
— Matt
I think anyone can ascertain that I've made it very clear that I have a very cursory knowledge, at best, of Mass Effect games, but I have to assume that all the dialogue in all of them is better than that.
— Matt

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