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Mass Effect 3

Mass Effect 3
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Game Mass Effect 3
Season 4
Episode 9
Length 15:26
Upload Date Mar 18, 2012
Controller Matt
Previous Xbox Live Indie Games II
Next Prison Break
“Hey dude, can you help me strap more guns? Preferably in the crotchal region.” — Matt


Two Best Friends Play: Mass Effect 3 is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat get surprised by insane plot twists, wonder when they get to make out with aliens, shoot robot space titties, touch man boobs, and destroy alien buttocks with their monster whoppers.

AboutEdit

The Reavers are destroying everything in their wake? That’s cool, but I really need to bang this blue chick right now.
— Website description

IntroEdit

The intro animation has Matt, Pat, and Liara walking down a corridor, guns at the ready. Matt raises his gun above Pat's head and shoots Liara. She gets angry, turns around, and shoots Pat. Then Matt and Liara hug.

QuotesEdit

If I was FemShep, this would be an ideal spacecation.
— Pat
Earth's so salty!
— Pat
Jump up and down!
— Mat
I'm ready for my checkup and by checkup I mean sex with your blue butt.
— Matt
You know what girls love? Soft ass piano music and the death of the Earth.
— Pat
No, they're really big spaceships that look like lobsters. ...It's super threatening.
— Pat (on the Reaper's ships)
That desk is working for the Ravagers!
— Matt

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