This is an extended page of Matt's most memorable quotes.
Quotes[]
- “These prompts are easy though.”
- — Matt
- “Just use tackle!”
- — Matt
- “See you later fuckers!”
- — Matt
- “AMERICA!!!”
- — Matt
- “Nailed it.”
- — Matt
- “It's a complete debacle!”
- — Matt
- “What a mysterious game.”
- — Matt
- “No, there's no time.”
- — Matt
- “It's unpatchable.”
- — Matt
- “The hypest gameplay on YouTube!”
- — Matt
- “Black is happening.”
- — Matt
- “Arrowed!”
- — Matt
- “Kickback!”
- — Matt
- “Can't stop, won't stop.”
- — Matt
- “More than you think and less than you'd hoped.”
- — Matt
- “Stylin' and profilin'!”
- — Matt
- “Everyone's friends. Everything's fun.”
- — Matt
- “Contain your orgasms ladies, at my yellow sweater!”
- — Matt
- “Girls love my wang AND my tang.”
- — Matt
- “Tell your grandma to bring the car around.”
- — Matt
- “Pat's way better at repetitive hand motions than I am!”
- — Matt
- “Elves should look like Tyrand Whisperwind!”
- — Matt
- “The feel of double barrel fuck off.”
- — Matt
- “Goddamn!”
- — Matt
- “Lloyd, Hanson, and Sven. WE ARE VAMPIRE RAIN!”
- — Matt
- “You love it, you slut!”
- — Matt
- “I promise nothing and deliver less.”
- — Matt
- “They been being breaking- they be.. They been being breaking a long time.”
- — Matt
- “Kick back! Get SERIUSSS!.”
- — Matt, making a Terry Bogard impression
- “Gotta BONE the STONE!”
- — Matt
- “Oh wow, hey. Just crackling with sexual energy there.”
- — Matt
- “I don't know, I don't have time for that because I gotta go fellatio Gutsman... have you seen his ass?”
- — Matt
- “Wanna get greasy? That's my new pick-up line.”
- — Matt
- “Ny'oh, he's coming, slashing my butt!”
- — Matt
- “There's just blood and pizza shooting out of the van!”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, look how attractive that is! I love five-year-olds!”
- — Matt
- “That's OK, I'm a coward too.”
- — Matt
- “You always have to remember, even though Pat says everything sucks, it's not true! Cereal exists! Puppies exists! MARS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THOSE THINGS! Everything is awesome!”
- — Matt
- “Girls are really hot, but they look better if they looked like Virgil.”
- — Matt
- “I feel like anything is worth doing as long as girls might be watching.”
- — Matt
- “No! Not again! I like my dick!”
- — Matt
- “Man, did you see that flapping proboscis above her lower tentacle? Shits fucking hot.”
- — Matt
- “LOOK AT ME WHEN I SKULL-FUCK YOU!”
- — Matt
- “We should make a game that destroys Liam’s hands and his butt.”
- — Matt
- “Dick axes are the worst!”
- — Matt
- “Lick him until your butt is raw and bloody.”
- — Matt
- “I’ve always wanted a huge package.”
- — Matt
- “Your friendly neighborhood spider cock!”
- — Matt
- “He’s like Kool Aid Man but with ashes.”
- — Matt
- “True thugs say: rotate your saves!”
- — Matt
- “LOOKS LIKE IT’S TIME TO MAPLE UP, EH?”
- — Matt
- “Cryme Tyme has so much swole even when no one has seen it yet.”
- — Matt
- “We’ve got to get rid of all the heavy cargo. We got Pat’s mom back here?”
- — Matt
- “People wearing S&M gear are tough.”
- — Matt
- “I'm a sneaky little bitch guy.”
- — Matt
- “If you’re planning to do fanart, always put stink lines on it.”
- — Matt
- “If it’s splitscreen it has to run in negative frames.”
- — Matt
- “Shit Cruise is best Cruise.”
- — Matt
- “You can get through any invisible labyrinth as long as you’re angry enough.”
- — Matt
- “Kamina has a massive erection.”
- — Matt
- “Tackle is the best.”
- — Matt
- “Just butter up your pooper and hope for the best.”
- — Matt
- “O-oh Liam you got it all over my buttcheeks!”
- — Matt
- “I’m so confused i’d better punch my dickhole.”
- — Matt
- “Anything might be worth doing as long as girls are watching.”
- — Matt
- “I bought some lotion and some Kleenex so I could watch the reload animations.”
- — Matt
- “Woolie the liar bit my dickhole.”
- — Matt
- “Woolie the biter bit my pie.”
- — Matt
- “Brock Lesnar used morning wood. It was not very effective.”
- — Matt
- “The last greatest balls i’ve ever seen.”
- — Matt
- “No one expects to be licked while they’re asleep.”
- — Matt
- “I’m the biggest dick woman boss ever.”
- — Matt
- “I’m pushing Waterworld in lieu of Face/Off.”
- — Matt
- “Mix those flash grenades to make a flash bazooka!”
- — Matt
- “Did they design this room after Brock Lesner’s chest?”
- — Matt
- “Gotta watch out for that back end!”
- — Matt
- “There are Pats everywhere!”
- — Matt
- “You’re much smarter than you are, Liam.”
- — Matt
- “Live with me if you want to come!”
- — Matt
- “The fisting icon is getting really huge.”
- — Matt
- “I am the spider god! You haven’t even seen my penis!”
- — Matt
- “He’ll have maximum suck at all times.”
- — Matt
- “Who’s never wanted to suplex an evil priest? It’s the American dream, really.”
- — Matt
- “I’m debating whether or not to tell all the fans out there about my idea to kill Woolie.”
- — Matt
- “You always need help when you’re going to forge deep into the hole of the Woolie.”
- — Matt
- “Just pull out quickly cause it’s really bad if you stay in long.”
- — Matt
- “I want Daigo to take off his thing and he’s got dickbutt on his back.”
- — Matt
- “Face ball is a very flaccid game.”
- — Matt
- “I went to a sandwich shop and the guy didn’t cut the crusts off the bread, so I firebombed the place.”
- — Matt
- “Always ask someone you love before you put it in your mouth.”
- — Matt
- “I wish Counselor Troi was in Face/Off!”
- — Matt
- “That’s the perfect Woolie hole - it’s all deep and dark and green.”
- — Matt
- “The last thing I did with my PS3 is watch Face/Off.”
- — Matt
- “Pat leaves a bunch of kiddie pools outside as traps.”
- — Matt
- “That little boy that nobody liked grew up to be Liam.”
- — Matt
- “Girls splooshing all over my shoes, just like Superchunk.”
- — Matt
- “[Peter Molyneux] would tell you he has a Rapidash, but he just has a regular dead horse in a closet.”
- — Matt
- “My determination is rock hard, my Pokemon are rock hard… I’M ROCK HARD!”
- — Matt
- “If I do it too strong it blows all over the ceiling, if I do it too weak no one notices.”
- — Matt
- “Remember that time when Darth Maul put on hockey equipment and beat up two lesbians?”
- — Matt
- “I have no butt and I must fart”
- — Matt
- “No one wants to be Shia LaBeouf.”
- — Matt
- “I’ll make your pants wetter than they already are”
- — Matt
- “I wanna date EVERY boy.”
- — Matt
- “Get that stank fart drank.”
- — Matt
- “I then decided to go to the hair salon and say "I want to look like a lion."”
- — Matt