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This is an extended page of Matt's most memorable quotes.

QuotesEdit

These prompts are easy though.
— Matt
Just use tackle!
— Matt
See you later fuckers!
— Matt
AMERICA!!!
— Matt
Nailed it.
— Matt
It's a complete debacle!
— Matt
What a mysterious game.
— Matt
No, there's no time.
— Matt
It's unpatchable.
— Matt
The hypest gameplay on YouTube!
— Matt
Black is happening.
— Matt
Arrowed!
— Matt
Kickback!
— Matt
Can't stop, won't stop.
— Matt
More than you think and less than you'd hoped.
— Matt
Stylin' and profilin'!
— Matt
Everyone's friends. Everything's fun.
— Matt
Contain your orgasms ladies, at my yellow sweater!
— Matt
Girls love my wang AND my tang.
— Matt
Tell your grandma to bring the car around.
— Matt
Pat's way better at repetitive hand motions than I am!
— Matt
Elves should look like Tyrand Whisperwind!
— Matt
The feel of double barrel fuck off.
— Matt
Goddamn!
— Matt
Lloyd, Hanson, and Sven. WE ARE VAMPIRE RAIN!
— Matt
You love it, you slut!
— Matt
I promise nothing and deliver less.
— Matt
They been being breaking- they be.. They been being breaking a long time.
— Matt
Kick back! Get SERIUSSS!.
— Matt, making a Terry Bogard impression
Gotta BONE the STONE!
— Matt
Oh wow, hey. Just crackling with sexual energy there.
— Matt
I don't know, I don't have time for that because I gotta go fellatio Gutsman... have you seen his ass?
— Matt
Wanna get greasy? That's my new pick-up line.
— Matt
Ny'oh, he's coming, slashing my butt!
— Matt
There's just blood and pizza shooting out of the van!
— Matt
Yeah, look how attractive that is! I love five-year-olds!
— Matt
That's OK, I'm a coward too.
— Matt
You always have to remember, even though Pat says everything sucks, it's not true! Cereal exists! Puppies exists! MARS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THOSE THINGS! Everything is awesome!
Matt
Girls are really hot, but they look better if they looked like Virgil.
— Matt
I feel like anything is worth doing as long as girls might be watching.
Matt
No! Not again! I like my dick!
— Matt
Man, did you see that flapping proboscis above her lower tentacle? Shits fucking hot.
— Matt
LOOK AT ME WHEN I SKULL-FUCK YOU!
— Matt
We should make a game that destroys Liam’s hands and his butt.
— Matt
Dick axes are the worst!
— Matt
Lick him until your butt is raw and bloody.
— Matt
I’ve always wanted a huge package.
— Matt
Your friendly neighborhood spider cock!
— Matt
He’s like Kool Aid Man but with ashes.
— Matt
True thugs say: rotate your saves!
— Matt
LOOKS LIKE IT’S TIME TO MAPLE UP, EH?
— Matt
Cryme Tyme has so much swole even when no one has seen it yet.
— Matt
We’ve got to get rid of all the heavy cargo. We got Pat’s mom back here?
— Matt
People wearing S&M gear are tough.
— Matt
I'm a sneaky little bitch guy.
— Matt
If you’re planning to do fanart, always put stink lines on it.
— Matt
If it’s splitscreen it has to run in negative frames.
— Matt
Shit Cruise is best Cruise.
— Matt
You can get through any invisible labyrinth as long as you’re angry enough.
— Matt
Kamina has a massive erection.
— Matt
Tackle is the best.
— Matt
Just butter up your pooper and hope for the best.
— Matt
O-oh Liam you got it all over my buttcheeks!
— Matt
I’m so confused i’d better punch my dickhole.
— Matt
Anything might be worth doing as long as girls are watching.
— Matt
I bought some lotion and some Kleenex so I could watch the reload animations.
— Matt
Woolie the liar bit my dickhole.
— Matt
Woolie the biter bit my pie.
— Matt
Brock Lesnar used morning wood. It was not very effective.
— Matt
The last greatest balls i’ve ever seen.
— Matt
No one expects to be licked while they’re asleep.
— Matt
I’m the biggest dick woman boss ever.
— Matt
I’m pushing Waterworld in lieu of Face/Off.
— Matt
Mix those flash grenades to make a flash bazooka!
— Matt
Did they design this room after Brock Lesner’s chest?
— Matt
Gotta watch out for that back end!
— Matt
There are Pats everywhere!
— Matt
You’re much smarter than you are, Liam.
— Matt
Live with me if you want to come!
— Matt
The fisting icon is getting really huge.
— Matt
I am the spider god! You haven’t even seen my penis!
— Matt
He’ll have maximum suck at all times.
— Matt
Who’s never wanted to suplex an evil priest? It’s the American dream, really.
— Matt
I’m debating whether or not to tell all the fans out there about my idea to kill Woolie.
— Matt
You always need help when you’re going to forge deep into the hole of the Woolie.
— Matt
Just pull out quickly cause it’s really bad if you stay in long.
— Matt
I want Daigo to take off his thing and he’s got dickbutt on his back.
— Matt
Face ball is a very flaccid game.
— Matt
I went to a sandwich shop and the guy didn’t cut the crusts off the bread, so I firebombed the place.
— Matt
Always ask someone you love before you put it in your mouth.
— Matt
I wish Counselor Troi was in Face/Off!
— Matt
That’s the perfect Woolie hole - it’s all deep and dark and green.
— Matt
The last thing I did with my PS3 is watch Face/Off.
— Matt
Pat leaves a bunch of kiddie pools outside as traps.
— Matt
That little boy that nobody liked grew up to be Liam.
— Matt
Girls splooshing all over my shoes, just like Superchunk.
— Matt
[Peter Molyneux] would tell you he has a Rapidash, but he just has a regular dead horse in a closet.
— Matt
My determination is rock hard, my Pokemon are rock hard… I’M ROCK HARD!
— Matt
If I do it too strong it blows all over the ceiling, if I do it too weak no one notices.
— Matt
Remember that time when Darth Maul put on hockey equipment and beat up two lesbians?
— Matt
I have no butt and I must fart
— Matt
No one wants to be Shia LaBeouf.
— Matt
I’ll make your pants wetter than they already are
— Matt
I wanna date EVERY boy.
— Matt
Get that stank fart drank.
— Matt
I then decided to go to the hair salon and say "I want to look like a lion."
— Matt

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