Two Best Friends Play:

Max Payne 3

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Game Max Payne 3
Season 5
Episode 3
Length 16:19
Upload Date Jul 22, 2012
Controller Matt
Previous Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor
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“Max Payne 3: Friendship is Magic.” — Matt

Two Best Friends Play: Max Payne 3 is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat control Max Payne, the alcoholic, drug abusing, breakdancing bodyguard who might have been Mark Wahlberg at one point. Later in the video, Matt tries his hand at some of the multiplayer online action the game offers. After continuously being owned he promptly shuts the game off.


Max, your life is shit and you lost the girl. But everything will be fine as long as you eat some breadsticks!
— Website description

Intro Edit

The intro cartoon depicts Matt and Pat in full on bullet time mode flying and shooting at each other, only to miss their targets completely and end up on the floor spinning in circles.

Quote Edit

Man, I really wish they'd start playing some Gaga, I can't stand this new electronic crap.
— Matt as Max Payne
I feel super nauseous... give me that disgusting booze! The most disgusting you can give me!
— Pat as Max Payne
Oh my god! Is that Max Payne? I just heard he killed Guido Supreme!
— Pat
Aw, my breadsticks!
— Pat
Max? Max is that you? It's hard to hear you because your shirt is SO FUCKING LOUD.
— Pat
Paaaaaaat....? I thi-think I bro-broke Max Payne!
— Matt

Trivia Edit

  • The music used at 4:21 is "Here We Go" by "Theory Hazit", from the Max Anarchy soundtrack.
  • The music used at 12:44 is "Black Orchid's Theme" from Killer Instinct 2.


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