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Metal Gear Solid 4

Metal Gear Solid 4
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Game Metal Gear Solid 4
Episodes 9
Combined Length 04:40:02
“What Woolie's saying' here is... we're gonna talk over all these fuckin' cutscenes.” — Pat


Super Best Friends Watch Metal Gear Solid 4 is a nine part Super Best Friends Watch series in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie admire Snake's man ass, make fun of flawed philosophy, admire Drebin's skills, hate Sunny, discuss Johnny's backstory, and talk over cutscenes.


Quotes Edit

Stupid sexy Snake.
Woolie
So young Lee Van Cleef is Kurt Russell. That's what we're getting here.
Woolie
The "Theme of Love" refers to old men looking at their hands.
Pat
The onus is on us.
Pat
James Small isn't very good.
Woolie
Yo, inject this shit!
Matt
That's a spankingly well done ass, I gotta say.
Matt
I can't go to space, Woolie.
Pat
Lunar... gear?
Woolie
If someone put a gun to my head and said "you have to fuck one robot in Metal Gear Solid 4", I'd have to go with Crying Wolf.
Matt
So in the future, war will be fought exclusively by dudes wearing masks.
Pat
Otacon, my butt lust for you will never stop.
Matt, as Snake
Sure it looks like I'm fucking the earth, but it's very sneaky.
Pat
I was just consoling her, and all of a sudden, my dick fell out.
Pat
Are you saying that when I'm playing the Xbox Live and I hear an Asian guy with a baby crying in the background on his microphone, that's Hideo Kojima? Because he loves Uno.
Pat
Man I don't think these philosophical points are really hitting their stride... look at this stupid fucking monkey! But that's really cool.
Pat
Hey remember that time I gave you a strip search? Wanna go round two, you old wrinkly-ass piece of shit?
Pat
Show me your liver spots!
Matt
That nano-dick can run on water!
Pat
We've been watching this for two minutes, and we poked about a million plot holes in it.
Matt
You see, all the liquid uh, symbolises that... Kojima!
Matt
It'd be funny if Snake just had a rattle on his ass.
Matt
Crawl all the way into the uterus and start banging pots around.
Pat
Greek assholes and giantesses.
Woolie
He's fucked up and jizzing through his chest.
Pat
Is this your mother? How come she's significantly sharper than us? She seems to have a lower poly count.
Matt
Otacon is a firm believer in incest and dog girls.
Pat
This is the best umbilical cord in the world!
Matt
I think he's still fighting with Vamp in his mind, and he's just kinda jerking it.
Pat
You know what nerds love? USB keys in your titties.
Pat
Remember that time we had that sex that looked like wrestling moves?
Pat
They are literally gonna shit on The Boss. The burn man is gonna dig her up and take a big ol' squatted poop on her face, on her skeleton face, and he's gonna be like, "Hey Big Boss, you wanna get in on this?", and then Big Boss is gonna go, "Arrrggghhhh!", and then the skeleton will turn out to be a quadruple agent.
Pat
Who was working for the Russians.
Matt
You so crazy Solidus.
Pat
Remember your mom as a smoking hot babe... in a bikini.
Matt
Just fucking shoot him!
Pat
You can't CQC a bullet.
Pat

Trivia Edit

  • Due to copyright issues, the entire series has been removed from YouTube.
  • Rising Super Star Liam is mentioned in part two.

Gallery Edit

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