| Two Best Friends Watch:
Metal Gear Solid 4
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| Game | Metal Gear Solid 4 |
| Episodes | 9 |
| Combined Length | 04:40:02 |
“What Woolie's saying' here is... we're gonna talk over all these fuckin' cutscenes.” — Pat
Super Best Friends Watch Metal Gear Solid 4 is a nine part Super Best Friends Watch series in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie admire Snake's man ass, make fun of flawed philosophy, admire Drebin's skills, hate Sunny, discuss Johnny's backstory, and talk over cutscenes.
Quotes[]
- “Stupid sexy Snake.”
- — Woolie
- “So young Lee Van Cleef is Kurt Russell. That's what we're getting here.”
- — Woolie
- “The "Theme of Love" refers to old men looking at their hands.”
- — Pat
- “The onus is on us.”
- — Pat
- “James Small isn't very good.”
- — Woolie
- “Yo, inject this shit!”
- — Matt
- “That's a spankingly well done ass, I gotta say.”
- — Matt
- “I can't go to space, Woolie.”
- — Pat
- “Lunar... gear?”
- — Woolie
- “If someone put a gun to my head and said "you have to fuck one robot in Metal Gear Solid 4", I'd have to go with Crying Wolf.”
- — Matt
- “So in the future, war will be fought exclusively by dudes wearing masks.”
- — Pat
- “Otacon, my butt lust for you will never stop.”
- — Matt, as Snake
- “Sure it looks like I'm fucking the earth, but it's very sneaky.”
- — Pat
- “I was just consoling her, and all of a sudden, my dick fell out.”
- — Pat
- “Are you saying that when I'm playing the Xbox Live and I hear an Asian guy with a baby crying in the background on his microphone, that's Hideo Kojima? Because he loves Uno.”
- — Pat
- “Man I don't think these philosophical points are really hitting their stride... look at this stupid fucking monkey! But that's really cool.”
- — Pat
- “Hey remember that time I gave you a strip search? Wanna go round two, you old wrinkly-ass piece of shit?”
- — Pat
- “Show me your liver spots!”
- — Matt
- “That nano-dick can run on water!”
- — Pat
- “We've been watching this for two minutes, and we poked about a million plot holes in it.”
- — Matt
- “You see, all the liquid uh, symbolises that... Kojima!”
- — Matt
- “It'd be funny if Snake just had a rattle on his ass.”
- — Matt
- “Crawl all the way into the uterus and start banging pots around.”
- — Pat
- “Greek assholes and giantesses.”
- — Woolie
- “He's fucked up and jizzing through his chest.”
- — Pat
- “Is this your mother? How come she's significantly sharper than us? She seems to have a lower poly count.”
- — Matt
- “Otacon is a firm believer in incest and dog girls.”
- — Pat
- “This is the best umbilical cord in the world!”
- — Matt
- “I think he's still fighting with Vamp in his mind, and he's just kinda jerking it.”
- — Pat
- “You know what nerds love? USB keys in your titties.”
- — Pat
- “Remember that time we had that sex that looked like wrestling moves?”
- — Pat
- “They are literally gonna shit on The Boss. The burn man is gonna dig her up and take a big ol' squatted poop on her face, on her skeleton face, and he's gonna be like, "Hey Big Boss, you wanna get in on this?", and then Big Boss is gonna go, "Arrrggghhhh!", and then the skeleton will turn out to be a quadruple agent.”
- — Pat
- “Who was working for the Russians.”
- — Matt
- “You so crazy Solidus.”
- — Pat
- “Remember your mom as a smoking hot babe... in a bikini.”
- — Matt
- “Just fucking shoot him!”
- — Pat
- “You can't CQC a bullet.”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- Due to copyright issues, the entire series has been removed from YouTube.
- Rising Super Star Liam is mentioned in part two.
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