Super Best Friends
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
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Game | Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain |
Episodes | 45 |
Combined Length | 28:34:16 |
Original Run | Sep 3, 2015 - Nov 28, 2015 |
Controller | Liam |
“Welcome to a hundred episodes of 'Holy shit Liam, slow down. No.'.” — Pat
Super Best Friends Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam play a Hideo Kojima game like a goddamn fiddle until Matt and Woolie ditch the LP in order to play the game at home, leaving Liam and Pat to salvage its remains.
About[]
- “Why do we play this game? Just to suffer?”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “So get out, go play Metal Gear Ac!d, because it's gonna get spoiled.”
- — Liam
- “If you haven't played five games prior to this, then why are you here?”
- — Woolie
- “Think about their point of view. 'Go take out that dude in a coma.' She comes flying out the building on fire. 'That’s the Boss alright!'”
- — Woolie
- “Greatest soldier of all time.”
- — Pat
- “Chemicals can't melt Quiet... beams.”
- — Liam
- “All you've been doing for ten years is pumping iron. You've been in a pumping iron coma.”
- — Liam
- “And now it's time for you to be pumping me.”
- — Pat
- “Said Hitler?”
- — Matt
- “Like, ghosts are tough, but I'm pretty sure the army could kill one.”
- — Matt
- “You can take your chances with him or Magician's Red.”
- — Woolie
- “You scared them off with your cowardice.”
- — Matt
- “Good for the people who have no idea what he's taking about.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, I know, eh? 'This is my first Metal Gear Solid, will I be okay?'.”
- — Liam
- “Kaz, I'm going to occasionally Fastball Special you.”
- — Liam
- “Welcome to a hundred episodes of 'Holy shit Liam, slow down. No.'.”
- — Pat
- “I'll take eighteen-hundred hours.”
- — Liam
- “That's six p.m. for all you people that don't have clocks.”
- — Pat
- “You gun jump and gun jump and gun jump, and you're standing on the gun and the gun explodes underneath you, and you're fine. You're always fine, and you never actually fail. It's infuriating.”
- — Pat
- “'I want each of these shrubs to be different!', 'Kojima, that's crazy.', 'I know!'.”
- — Pat
- “Matt just sent me a multi-media message. I don't know what the fuck that is.”
- — Pat
- “It's a picture of his dick.”
- — Liam
- “I really hope it's a picture of his dick. That would be very embarrassing.”
- — Pat
- “Paz, for fuck's sake, can be Decoy Octopus.”
- — Pat
- “We need to get all the soldiers to stop wanting me to beat their ass.”
- — Liam
- “I want stinky Snake to be like, a considerable threat to your missions. Like morale goes down and eventually, if you get it too stinky, Ocelot's like 'fuck you'.”
- — Pat
- “Even Russians have to go poop.”
- — Pat
- “Just because it's silenced doesn't mean they don't recognize that bullets are flying.”
- — Pat
- “You'd think they'd be like, 'Stop shooting. Yuri, Yuri is in arms.'.”
- — Liam
- “'No, no. Shoot Yuri more. He's a dick. He fucked your sister.'.”
- — Pat
- “I'm not fighting you but I'm still doing it anyway.”
- — Liam
- “All the cyborg ninjas were inspired by D-Horse.”
- — Liam
- “This really messes with my theory that you're not playing as Big Boss.”
- — Pat
- “The natural evolution of going too far is to go too far again.”
- — Pat
- “Ah Yuri, fall asleep now again. Are you tired from fucking my sister? I tell you, she's beast. You can't handle.”
- — Pat
- “I wish Sagat had an alternate costume with a second eye patch.”
- — Liam
- “Pat's mating call. 'I need to get stinky. I need to get real stinky in here.”
- — Liam
- “Are there any benefits to you being naked here?”
- — Pat
- “This was the Joy's true vision, a platform where guards enjoy being beaten up.”
- — Liam
- “Ocelot, how'd you get so good at training dogs? Aren't you a cat? Aren't you a cat-man?”
- — Pat
- “It's no Dark Souls! We have someone good playing the game.”
- — Pat
- “Ooooh. Ooooh. That's dry.”
- — Liam
- “No it's not. It's wet. It's the wettest. It's dripping.”
- — Pat
- “I guess that would be a good description of Woolie.”
- — Liam
- “Ohhh. The Legend Killer pose.”
- — Liam
- “I do not condone torture, unless it's Huey because he's an ass.”
- — Pat
- “He's not an ass though, he just made a mistake... and then made Soviet weaponry for nine years.”
- — Liam
- “Nine out of sixteen is exactly half. Dogs have arms, California doesn't have trees...”
- — Pat
- “California isn't even real.”
- — Liam
- “You wanna take a look at my hardcore asshole?”
- — Liam
- “Too many Yuris. That means a different thing depending on what part of the world you're in.”
- — Pat
- “Boss, your prosthetic arm should be able to replicate their dialect perfectly.”
- — Liam
- “Nature finds a way.”
- — Liam
- “I don't know. That's what people say and then the platypus happens.”
- — Pat
- “Just throw a bunch of sperm on the controller and it will beat Mario RPG.”
- — Pat
- “I am willing to admit when I do bad.”
- — Liam
- “I am also willing to admit. Which is great because it's often.”
- — Pat
- “Gun Survivor was too pure for this world.”
- — Liam
- “I have my other games I can play for games. I want my geo-political, nonsense, soap opera.”
- — Pat
- “My relatively poor pronunciation does not seem to have the ability to be stopped.”
- — Pat
- “I can confirm, working with you guys for years now, that morale does go down when showers do not happen.”
- — Pat
- “Hey, who wants to come down to Pat's Pad Party Pat Party?”
- — Pat
- “Nobody.”
- — Liam
- “Ow.”
- — Pat
- “I will use my cyborg arm and 'Go-Go-Gadget Kick-Your-Ass'.”
- — Liam
- “If you hug your children you're implying that they have value besides the nebulous child labor shenanigans you have going on in your basement.”
- — Pat
- “Shouganai? Yeah. What a good, cultural version of 'Aw fuck it.'.”
- — Pat
- “You ever go to a party and there's just a bowl of jeeps on the table and you're like, 'Well, shit.'?”
- — Liam
- “Don't touch it!”
- — Pat
- “With your robot hand. Don't lick it, Boss!”
- — Liam
- “Did you make me piss my pants? I can't even tell.”
- — Pat
- “Her age is set to ninety-nine I guess.”
- — Pat
- “I can stop you if I want.”
- — Pat
- “What are you gonna do?”
- — Liam
- “Slap your wiener.”
- — Pat
- “That'll stop me.”
- — Liam
- “I think you're completely wrong and I resent your opinion.”
- — Pat
- “God, if we get into this mission and someone knocks on the door, and it's a FedEx man, and we open the letter and it's like, 'Someone's attacking your FOB. From Konami.'.”
- — Liam
- “Why do I have to make puns all day?”
- — Pat
- “Why can't you control it?”
- — Liam
- “I'm like fucking Dark Phoenix over here.”
- — Pat
- “Let's knife fight a baby.”
- — Pat
- “And win.”
- — Liam
- “This game was made, written, and directed Hideo Kojima. A whole lot less of that writing this time, 'eh buddy?”
- — Pat
- “Can you just fuck off back to Legoland for a minute?”
- — Liam
- “If you think that joke is terrible, you're watching this show.”
- — Pat
- “We have to go to EVO and stick horseporn .com stickers to the monitors.”
- — Liam
- “I'm Code Talker and I only speak in braille.”
- — Liam
- “Yeah, there you go. Get that decrepit ass shot.”
- — Liam
- “I don't understand why hats are measured in fluid ounces.”
- — Pat
- “Hard racism is the new face of this playthrough.”
- — Liam
- “Old Man Jeeves just happened to die when I hugged him and he exploded and his ribs fell out.”
- — Pat
- “Eskimo kisses for revenge.”
- — Pat
- “Such a lust for S ranks.”
- — Liam
- “Hey Mantis.”
- — Pat
- “Speak. Do you like Castlevania.”
- — Liam
- “Their nose was a cut-out operation for Cipher.”
- — Pat
- “Super Best Friends, why are you so sexist?”
- — Liam
- “Because it's fun.”
- — Pat
- “There's no emotions when you're buttering your pooper.”
- — Pat
- “Pequod, I thought you were dead.”
- — Pat
- “That's the replacement Pequod. Les Enfants Terribles Pequod.”
- — Liam
- “I'm not a fucking shadowmatician.”
- — [[Liam|[src]]]
- “Non-stop, infinite vacation thanks to Konami.”
- — Liam
- “Please don't come into my house and poop. Anyone. Ever. Even in the toilet.”
- — Pat
- “Unless I don't know how English works.”
- — Liam
- “It's possible you don't.”
- — Pat
- “Eat your hamburgers, Code Talker.”
- — Pat
- “There's no vocal cord parasite for dog noises and that's why DMX will totally survive the vocal cord infestation.”
- — Pat
- “No one man can create Doritos.”
- — Liam
- “Makes sense that Boss is such an asshole since he's obviously... Raiden.”
- — Pat
- “You did it all in one draft?”
- — Pat
- “How did you do that, Alan-Kojima?”
- — Liam
- “He's all retired and shit. And dead, also.”
- — Pat
- “D-Horse is a strong independent horse that don't need no Boss.”
- — Pat
- “I can't wait for the new Gunpei game. Gunpei Yokoi's been on vacation for awhile.”
- — Pat
- “Last of Us exists in an alternate universe where Snake didn't do this.”
- — Liam
- “Dump the plot on me.”
- — Pat
- “Dump it all over my chest.”
- — Liam
- “There's no language parasite for Quebec French!”
- — Pat
- “Navabros before Navajos.”
- — Pat
- “I hope there's a tape that explains the events of Metal Gear Ac!d.”
- — Liam
Trivia[]
- The title card was made by Mothman.
- The first two parts of this LP featured all of the Zaibatsu members, but all subsequent parts contained only Pat and Liam. The reason for that is pretty vague, but the average fan may guess that the hype for the game was too much to handle recording 4 grown men.
- The music used for the intro and outro of part three is "The Best Has Yet to Come" from Metal Gear Solid.