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Matt & Woolie's Old School Playthroughs

Metroid Fusion

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Game Metroid Fusion
Episodes 13
Length 7:20:53
Original Run Dec 12, 2012 - Feb 24, 2013
Controller Matt, Woolie, and Liam
“How many Best Friends does it take to figure out a Metroid room?” — Woolie


Oldschool Playthroughs - Metroid Fusion is a Matt & Woolie's Old School Playthroughs series in which Matt, Woolie, and Liam explore the BSL station, shine spark to glory and troll the SA-X. This series introduced Rising Super Star Liam, without whom the entire playthrough wouldn't have been possible.


AboutEdit

We plunge deep into Samus Aran once more! But this time, we're bringing a new friend along for the fun!
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Metroid Fusion Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

The hatchling. The hatchling. The hatchling.
— Woolie
Adam help me I'm scared!
— Liam
If there's anything I've learned from playing Eternal Darkness is that always save.
— Matt
Shoulda played this in Shitstorm.
— Liam
Shoulda played Other M in Shitstorm!
— Matt
By more Vitas. I buy one every paycheck.
— Liam
Heating the key is the worst... because heating a key is stupid.
— Matt
Those pictures of Samus really helped me through my teenage years.
— Matt
How many Best Friends does it take to figure out a Metroid room?
— Woolie
I gotta stop this thing before it realises how OP it is.
— Matt
Never stop bombing.
— Matt
... so what you're saying is, Samus is the worst bounty hunter ever.
— Woolie
Woolie can read the mind of all fish.
— Liam
We all appreciate a good butt clencher every now and then.
— Woolie
Doors? Fuck all doors.
— Woolie
There's no better backtracking like forced backtracking.
— Matt
You know what, to be fair, you'd try to find ways to go to take a shit.
— Matt
It's my duty to find the shinespark spots.
— Woolie
You know what throwing the axe changed in the playthrough? Absolutely fucking nothing. You know what walking into a stationery blade did? It ruined forty minutes of a playthrough.
— Matt
I left for four episodes and you're dead.
— Liam
Your mom's a shinespark.
— Woolie
Bomb that wall and find a thing!
— Matt
Fuck her gently at a medium pace.
— Matt
When in doubt, use a power bomb. That's my new motto for life.
— Liam
I commend your thirst for blood, but I can't endorse it.
— Liam
Yeah, I'm counting really fast cause it's like, fuck.
— Woolie
That was... he trolled the SA-X!
— Woolie, referring to Liam
I saved this playthrough... by not playing myself.
— Matt
Your hopes and dreams are within this crusty-ass eyeball.
— Woolie
Defeat it where it wasn't.
— Matt
Turn this nightmare into a nocturnal emission.
— Woolie
Gracious and golden space pirate Jerry.
— Matt
See this kid Matt? Five years from now we'll either be working for him, or dead by his hand.
— Woolie, referring to Liam
I wish more girls had gun arms.
— Liam
SA-X using Gameshark, confirmed.
— Matt
All went according to keikaku.
— Matt
We had childhoods, and Pat did not!
— Matt, Woolie, and Liam

Trivia Edit

  • Liam is absent for parts five through eight of the playthrough; he returns in part nine to troll the SA-X at the thirty minute mark.
  • In part eleven, at about two minutes in, Liam straps on "the glove". This is the first mention of his "crippling bodily damage" from playing Kid Icarus: Uprising.

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