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Metroid Other M

Metroid Other M
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Game Metroid Other M
Episodes 4
Combined Length 2:14:11
Original Run Jul 31, 2012 - Aug 8, 2012
“It's a loss for women, but go black guys!” — Pat


Super Best Friends Watch: Metroid Other M is a four part Super Best Friends Watch series in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie discuss Samus Aran's heels, maternal issues and obsessive infatuation with Adam. Between awkward dialogue, unintentional sexism and one of the most controversial character developments in modern gaming history, the Super Best Friends find plenty to rage about The Baby. The Baby. The Baby...

QuotesEdit

It's a loss for women, but go black guys!
— Pat
The baby.
— Pat
For the record Woolie and I don't mind this game. I admit it's got problems.
— Matt
I fucking hate this game!
— Pat
Pat also thinks it's okay.
— Matt
So this is going to go swimmingly, I'm sure.
— Matt
This game is causing hate crimes to happen.
— Pat
Space, there's an ongoing war between metroids and sexy chozo ladies
— Matt
That's some 2001 bullshit.
— Matt
It might be prudent to have a baby counter.
— Matt
I didn't play Super Metroid.
— Pat
Get the fuck out! You just get out!
— Woolie
Whatever, you didn't beat Castlevania One you sack of shit.
— Pat
This is probably my favorite part of the game right here and it happened before I could control it.
— Pat on the opening cutscene
All those scientists are elbowing each other going "yo check that ass, check that ass"!
— Matt
Naw but for real though check that ass.
— Woolie 
You ain't never seen space ass like this!
— Matt
Yeah I bet he polished that suit if you know what I'm saying
— Pat 
Code name baby's cry! A common SOS with the urgency of a baby crying, cause when you need crazy women to come save you just broadcast crying babies out into fucking space!
— Pat
Is that four or five? Is that four or five babies? I think it's five.
— Pat
We've got the counter going, it's good.
— Matt
What am I looking at though?
— Matt 
Some bullshit
— Pat
I'll make a baby room inside her!
— Pat
That's also why she's so socially awkward cause she doesn't talk to humans.
— Woolie
Because she's raised by Chozo.
— Matt
Yeah raised by fucking birds.
— Woolie
If she's a bounty hunter what's she spend the money on?
— Matt
...D..D..Dresses.
— Pat
Hey it's the Gal-feds.
— Pat
Fucking po-po.
— Matt

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