Best Friends "Play"
Minecraft: Story Mode
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Game | Minecraft: Story Mode |
Original Run | Mar 6, 2016 - |
Controller | Pat (when necessary) |
“You can't breast feed through a Spider-Man costume.” — Woolie
Minecraft: Story Mode is a full failthrough in which Pat and Woolie talk about everything but Minecraft. Topics include butt-chugging, sushi and California rolls, Dualshock 4 vs Xbox Elite controllers, For Honor videos, eating babies, Naruto Pain Olympics, and dying inside.
Different fail states discovered: 18
About
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- — Playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Minecraft Story Mode Descriptions page.
Quotes
- “I wanna point that uh, if you don't like LP, it was Woolie's idea.”
- — Pat
- “Let blocky Jesus take the wheel.”
- — Pat
- “Can you get the pig super fucked up by the end of this? By part five he's missing a leg and half roasted?”
- — Woolie
- “Never once, in the history of anything, has Jimmy been cool.”
- — Woolie
- “This is not an LP; this is just fuckin' commentary about the channel and about life.”
- — Woolie
- “I bet you can't shove this whole bottle up your ass and drink this whole bottle in your anus.”
- — Pat
- “That's a little violent for children, isn't it? Go back to the butt chugging.”
- — Pat
- “I'm gonna shove this weed up my ass.”
- — Pat
- “Man, Kenny was such a bro in episode one. Remember he saved you? Remember how fucking awesome that was? It was great.”
- — Pat
- “Do you really wanna go back down this road?”
- — Woolie
- “You showed me the Skeletor GIF and you got Jonh Cena'd.”
- — Woolie
- “I don't think we should be doing this.”
- — Woolie
- “If you wanna have your question read in an LP, send your email to minecraftsucksidon'tcarewhatyouthink@noforrealminecraftsucksshit.com”
- — Pat
- “Maybe I shouldn't have taken my pants off with my dick on fire and spun around going, 'I'm the hero of time!'.”
- — Pat
- “I think this is hilarious, but you know what else was hilarious? Blazblue.”
- — Woolie
- “*Drawn out sigh*”
- — Pat
- “My problem is I can't stand the taste of ginger.”
- — Pat
- “Ahhhh, ironic.”
- — Woolie
- “I fucking hate... life. My dick hurts because of the nail I'm pounding through it.”
- — Pat
- “Hey, quickly. You're watching this minimized, click back over to the video! Watch, watch! ... Ah, gotcha. Nothing's happening.”
- — Woolie
- “I really hope YouTube never implements a feature that like...”
- — Pat
- “Let's you minimize?”
- — Woolie
- “No, no. I hope they never implement a feature that views don't count if it's not fullscreen.”
- — Pat
- “Oh my god! We're dead! We're dead! Our fucking lineage is ended and our lives are over.”
- — Woolie
- “Woolie, I am about to burst into tears.”
- — Pat
- “I'm not under the impression that migraines run in the family at all.”
- — Woolie
- “They do.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, so they have to. But I just don't, y'know, I mean, like, I've never heard anyone else in my family talk about it.”
- — Woolie
- “Guess you got lucky. Alternatively, people in your family may have interpreted it as an attack by Satan.”
- — Pat
- “I was excited because I was like, Elmo's here. I can pet Elmo, but it was a pillow.”
- — Pat
- “So something I really didn't like was when someone in the family got a job and was...”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah, jeez, you can't have that.”
- — Pat
- “As my mike in syncing, I'm contemplating sinking with it.”
- — Woolie
- “Stay with me. Someone out there is getting something out of this.”
- — Woolie
- “Let's not start pointing fingers.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm pointing fingers at God right now.”
- — Pat
- “Pat, the point I'm getting at is that you're sitting here for the same reason Patton Oswalt is in this game.”
- — Woolie
- “No. I have my dignity.”
- — Pat
- “If I had an anime based on my life, I'd want it to be called, 'A Coward's Way Out'.”
- — Pat
- “There's no analogy because we're already real, so you can't design a skull that looks more real than out skulls.”
- — Woolie
- “You okay over there, Jaden?”
- — Pat
- “Isn't TNT just dynamite?”
- — Pat
- “No. TNT's not dynamite. A stick of dynamite is something else entirely.”
- — Woolie
- “Are you serious? Are you for real?”
- — Pat
- “Yeah. Dynamite is lead and nitroglycerine.”
- — Woolie
- “That's what I thought TNT was. Then what the fuck is TNT? ♫ It's TNT. It's dynamite. ♫”
- — Pat
- “Is there a YouTube channel out there that just does highly informative breakdowns of dildo reviews?”
- — Pat
- “Search deep within me, what did I find? Corn.”
- — Pat
- “If you're new to the channel, and you've never watched the Minecraft LP..”
- — Woolie
- “Go watch a different video first.”
- — Pat
- “Then keep doing that.”
- — Woolie
- “Minecraft or Emoji Movie? Because Minecraft kills the soul but Emoji Movie...”
- — Woolie
- “Here's my logic on why Minecraft is better than the Emoji Movie. Minecraft has value. There is value on this Earth, to Minecraft.”
- — Pat
- “Let me make A Modest Proposal to you. Okay, so we've established the eating of meat is separate from morality?”
- — Pat
- “Yes.”
- — Woolie
- “So what about them babies?”
- — Pat
- “There's a lot of problems with eating a baby, besides the obvious, is all I'm trying to say. I don't know, I think we're doing a bad job.”
- — Woolie
- “Like you and me, or like, humans?”
- — Pat
- “Don't superglue your dick. I don't know.”
- — Pat
- “You're crazier than Pat! Think about that, motherfuckers.”
- — Pat about people who hate fish
- “All I'm saying is, I'm thinking of starting to shoot heroin, to get over my sugar addiction.”
- — Pat
- “What's the thing? What do you do here?”
- — Woolie
- “I don't know! Do you think I listened? You son of a bitch.”
- — Pat
- “You fucking mother fucker, what did you do? Did you take your dick out and have it talk to the microphone?”
- — Pat
- “Take off your panties and shit on the floor is actually good advice.”
- — Woolie
- “You can't breast feed through a Spider-Man costume.”
- — Woolie
- “How do you make a successful web comic? Start in 2007.”
- — Woolie
- “If god wasn't into it, he wouldn't have made furries.”
- — Pat
- “There's not a description in there like, 'Oh. I accidentally killed a hooker!'.”
- — Pat about Billy's descriptions
Trivia
- The thumbnail art was made by CrankyConstruct.
- The intro animation for Episode 2 (Part five) was made by [akuda-bar.tumblr.com Akuda-Bar].
- Part twelve has an alternate video entitled Best Friends ASMR Minecraft Story Mode (Part 12) in which all the game audio is removed and you only hear Pat and Woolie's commentary.