Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection


Shitstorm V Monstrum
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Game Monstrum
Controller Pat
Length 34:30
Next Claire (Extended Cut)
Previous F.E.A.R
“Knowing that other people are shitting their pants with you is kind of a type of courage.” — Matt

Monstrum is the twenty-sixth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.

About Edit

"The fiery fumes radiated off the hulking mass as it trudged down the dank corridor on deck 3, vaguely heading towards the distant sound it had heard. It didn't know how it came into existence, but the only thing it knew is that it needed to hunt, to annihilate any life it felt in it's vicinity. Just then, a clanging sound of metal on metal echoed down the hallway and pierced the fragile silence. The molten beast looked up, a piteous look on it's hard face and started to stomp in the direction of the clang. The metal flooring hissed as it's burning appendages slammed into the ground, and it's deep growling moans got louder as it reached it's destination. It entered the room the sound had emanated from, looked inside and began waving it's massive head in all directions. It then stopped for a few moments, almost suspended in time, then snapped it's head to a closed locker, ripped it opened, and then grabbed me on either side of my head, the last things I heard were the hissing sounds of my flesh."
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat get stuck on a boat, and that's about it.

Quotes Edit

Remember Erie?
— Matt
— Pat
Let's start Monstrum.
— Matt
If I'm gonna die and I'm holding my gut like I'm all bleeding out, I'm gonna put some makeup on so I at least look good.
— Matt
I can't wait until the Shitstorm's fuckin' over.
— Pat
You ever think of putting your hand in a vice and turning it?
— Matt
— Pat
Neither have I.
— Matt
Knowing that other people are shitting their pants with you is kind of a type of courage.
— Matt
If someone threw a glass in my face I wouldn't like that.
— Pat
It's steam! Mankind's worst enemy!
— Matt
I guess we're playing as Origin.
— Pat
I wish I was an idiot trillionaire.
— Pat


  • Matt later revealed on Twitter that the yhad lost the game audio for this episode and had put in replacement noises and music himself to fix it. [1][2][3]

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